Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130412

imageJust sit there and look good. If you create a pivot table, it might cause an earthquake. Or a rainbow.

  • im going to sit here and cry until all 5 million of these excel graphs fix themselves #productive
  • A days worth of excel training and now I can colour code sheets! #rainbows
  • My Excel skills are laughably bad. Charts? Graphs? Formulas? Goooood joke
  • Working in an office is mostly figuring out how to toggle between Gchat and Microsoft Excel without your boss noticing.
  • And for the record, a "pdf spreadsheet" is not a thing.
  • Just said circular reference warning in public. Only people who know excel know what I mean #FML
  • I am having a pivot table melt down, this is not how i saw my life
  • Leslie has started a spreadsheet where she records what we eat each night and what we liked about it.
  • Got to share my story as well.. While inserting the pivot table in my report suddenly an earthquake!!! booooom!!!
  • I thought I was a boss at Excel. Today I met a god.
  • As a teen I use to think excel can process huge volume of data Now I can say Descent volume of data Filter Pivot n Excel cries like a baby
  • Have now written the same chunk of code three times ‘cos Excel is throwing a hissy fit when I try to save. :o(
  • My boss: "You don’t need to be messing around in Excel." Brill, I’ll just sit here and look good
  • I’ve done nothing but listen to Black Sabbath at work today. This Excel sheet is brought to you by Satan.
  • Excel said it can’t execute code while in break mode. I don’t understand – We use robots because they don’t get breaks! Or overtime
  • OOH! I get to go to 2 days of Excel training for work! This is the most excited I’ve been about a work related thing since…well, ever.
  • the only benefit from my computer class in high school is that my 60+ aged boss thinks what I do is perfect. #excel
  • Me and every interaction with excel: "Oops. Maybe if I-nope. If I click this here-nope. I don’t know how graphs work. Yes I got it! Nope"

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