Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120827

ByDebra Dalgleish

stackedpyramidchartWould a dewonker help, if your boss types the wrong data in your spreadsheet, or asks you to build a 100% stacked pyramid chart?

  • Discovered the equivalence of "hard labor" for computer work: Modifying Excel reports and formatting their borders and colors.
  • One day Excel will be able to work out what kind of chart will display your random selection of numbers and variables. But not today.
  • I’ve had a coupe of days of spreadsheet work and now my eyes are all wonky. I need an eye dewonkerer. have you got one handy ?
  • I look like I’m working but really I’m creating an excel spreadsheet ranking my favorite bars in DC.
  • That moment when your boss and co-worker blame you for an error in your spreadsheet, but you realize they incorrectly typed in data.
  • I’m accustomed to tech questions from people, but today I had to talk someone through an Excel spreadsheet and how to wrap text.
  • Note to stupid twitter bots. People who need Excel training rarely use the hash tag #excel in their posts. #bots
  • My new coworker just told me I’ll have to show him how to merge cells in Excel…I’m about to go postal! #FML
  • The only thing Microsoft Excel is useful for is summing the number of times it completely screws up your day’s work.#ComputerProblems
  • Just unwillingly entered "Wow wo wo wo wo wowwowwwwwwww" into a cell on an excel spreadsheet for work
  • I work for the female Michael Scott. Why do I get a panic call because she can’t figure out how to scroll on an excel spreadsheet?
  • #speechless my boss called my recovery plan credible, weeks ago the plan "lacked credibility", now its just formatted differently in excel!
  • Had kind of forgotten how awesome pivot tables are. #Excel really is a Good Thing. (-10 to street cred).
  • If you send me an Excel spreadsheet, we can’t be friends.
  • Earlier, I wrote some code so terrible that if it ever becomes self-aware, it’s first act will be to hide under a blanket. #vba #excel
  • Why does excel make it like rocket science to make a freaking scattered plot graph??? #frustrated
  • Love those amazing moments when I accidentally do something in excel and discover a shortcut I never knew existed. #itsthelittlethings
  • Just learned #Excel has a "100% stacked pyramid" chart type. Repeat after me: just because you can, doesn’t mean you should #datacrimes

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