Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120828

image If you’re too tired to filter by colour, you might as well quit for the day, before your boss starts to judge you.

  • This Excel program is actually pretty cool… and smart. It just did all my work for me.
  • Work: the soul sucking place that makes you wake up early and do stuff with excel
  • 3 hrs of excel work down the drain after realising the person who extracted the raw data didn’t select the whole table when sorting it. F.
  • I hate when Excel doesn’t want to work as fast as I do…. #DataOverload
  • How do you obtain a masters degree but not know how to search an excel spreadsheet? #iworkwithidiots #nopatience
  • I feel like half of my time at work is spent waiting for Excel to do what I ask it to do.
  • Putting 2102 instead of 2012 for the year in an excel sheet really screws up your graph.
  • My boss was totally judging me for not knowing how to use excel
  • I love how Excel can compare two numbers and judge them to be unequal to each other but when it subtracts one from the other it gets zero…
  • a lady at work, who works on our multi-million dollar computer system, doesn’t know how to add a column to excel and begged me to help. wtf.
  • My mom is 50 years old and still doesn’t know how to make a simple excel spreadsheet..
  • I like to plan my vacation outfits via excel. Are pivot tables a little excessive?
  • So tired I cnt even filter by colour on my excel spreadsheet! O_o
  • In response to using excel in my private practice accounting: "sometimes you have to use a spreadsheet. A napkin wont cut it."
  • Excel pivot tables are the stuff of nightmares. Anything is less painful than that. Well except for getting SAP to work. Stupid dud login.
  • I love using Excel, but I hate following instructions on exactly how a professor wants you to use Excel.
  • Not that I am streaming Netflix to drown out my coworkers while I stare at excel graphs for hours.
  • Is there a program for your computer that makes bar graphs or do I have to improvise with Excel or something?
  • Each time I open Excel I start to sneeze. Allergic to charts, pivots, and autosum.

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