Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120829

imageIf it’s your birthday, should you be allowed to use Calibri font, coloured cells and default Excel charts in your reports?

  • I love "code" that uses syntax and operators correctly. Excel macros are in some made up Microsoft language. I hate it!
  • You know you’re ready to start work when you spent the day creating Excel spreadsheets because there really wasn’t anything else to do…
  • Now boss requesting me to teach him excel functions, vlookup and how to use our coy system. Procrastinated much?
  • I have three degrees, yet no earthly idea how to create an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Workmates… why do you send me charts done with #Word instead of #Excel? #SomebodySaveMe
  • If your report is in Calibri and you use the default graph styles from Excel I will be much, much more skeptical of your work.
  • It’s my boss’s birthday today, does that mean I need to spend less time on twitter and more time on excel? #dilemma #work
  • Worst part of my job part 2: looking for that single error in a huge excel spreadsheet
  • I will buy someone dinner if they come over and teach me how to make graphs on excel. seriously, can’t do it. #pleasehelp!
  • Just did my excel spreadsheet and calendar for my bills for the next month. Yea. I’m THAT girl…
  • Powerpoint and Excel are my stable friends every day of my life. I love them :’) #ForeverAlone
  • Building a spreadsheet for work. I just realized I’ve been using MS Excel for 20 years and it still sucks. And Numbers sucks worse.
  • Doing the excel work for orders takes a really long time, i wish i could knit at the same time!
  • Created an excel with the estimated dates and my boss found it inappropriate and he modified it by making it colorful.#Boss
  • I think the minute I decided to put my movies into an excel worksheet was the moment I realized I lead a pathetic life.
  • OH: "oh I’m so proud of you– what a good little pivot table!"

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