Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120830

imageIf you’re tired of churning out Excel charts, go on a relaxing vacation, but try to avoid the kebab queues – someone might try to feed you a 3-D chart!

  • For some reason, now I’m the IT chick at work. I have no idea how to fix computers, but I can format your Excel spreadsheet.
  • We had a fire alarm go off at work. I caused it. I was trying to work out an excel formula and my brain exploded. Sorry.
  • There’s a special circle in hell reserved for people who change your formatting on a shared Excel spreadsheet. #sinful
  • It’s oh-so-slightly worrisome when the professor teaching the spreadsheet class is fumbling around as though he isn’t familiar with Excel…
  • Taking the time to format my Excel spreadsheet with pretty colors because my professor could use some spice in his life.
  • Never select entire rows or columns when copying and pasting in Excel. Especially on a computer form the 90’s. #fml
  • Just created the BEST pivot table, now to find someone who’ll appreciate it… #geek
  • Husband is churning out Excel charts comparing lifetime net earnings of hypothetical sibling pairs with and without BS degrees.
  • Changed my computer’s background to an excel spreadsheet. Now it always looks like I’m working, even though I have nothing open #OfficeLife
  • Bored at work so it’s time to put on the Dark Knight Rises soundtrack and act like a bomb is hooked up to this excel spreadsheet.
  • Doesn’t everyone make a multi-worksheet Excel spreadsheet for their vacations?
  • If u claim to be bored of the world or the work u do or wtevr, try working on an excel sheet! #IbetchYa
  • These ppl that "work" on empty Excel spreadsheets on the Gautrain.What exactly are u doing in the 15mins from Sandton to Midrand? :-/
  • trying to show a force-directed 3D graph to a bunch of excel junkies is like trying to feed fillet mignon to a drunk in a kebab queue.
  • only one in my lab that can make graph in excel. guess who just became popular?
  • Before if you assume I’m an idiot and ask me if I didn’t do something right: Nope, I definitely did. It’s literally a problem with Excel.

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