Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130503

imageIf you can crash Excel with 1000 lines of data, what will happen if you use 5465485213214 functions? Maybe Google knows.

  • work went well =3= aside for falling prey to the old hide workbook vs hide cell mistake in excel and having a heart attack for a full minute
  • Just pulling tons of data today. Feel like I should be eating lunch on a pivot table. #nerdjoke #notfunny #losingmymind #TGIT
  • Solved an excel problem that was bothering me forever. Deans leadership award. Bills season tickets. BEST DAY EVER.
  • Stupidly tried using Excel Help to find out how to do something to a workbook. Quickly realised should have just gone to Google.
  • Just spent close to an hour creating an excel worksheet to calculate different final grade scenarios… instead of studying
  • Considering the amount of time I have spent on this Excel workbook, best believe I am locking each and every single sheet individually!
  • During a phone interview….she ask "Do you knw what a pivot table is?" I said "Hold on let me look that up online."
  • i can’t plot a scatter chart in excel without yelling ‘SCATTERRRRRR’ as i click insert chart and it’s starting to become a problem
  • I just want to find duplicates in Excel. You have to perform no less than 5465485213214 functions to do this. Stupid, stupid program.
  • Quite proud of the beautiful excel spreadsheet I created to keep track of my office hockey pool #justsayin
  • I’ve fallen into the horrific bracket of people who look you straight in the eye and say "Oh, I do love a good Excel spreadsheet."#adminnerd
  • Had a strange dream with an exorcist. Also an excel spreadsheet. Both were equally frightening!! #nightmares
  • I just spent 1 hour of my life, looking for an error in a formula in Excel. The moron had a space before the decimal point in a number #FML
  • I crashed Excel trying to graph over 1000 lines of data. I feel weirdly accomplished.
  • why is the #powerpivot ‘stop import’ button positioned just in the same place as the ‘finish’ button? #usability
  • I’ll spend 20 minutes formatting an excel document instead of actually doing the work #Procrastination
  • After drawing 4 graphs on excel, I THINK I DESERVE A BREAK.
  • Hah! I accidentally made a pivot table do exactly what I wanted! I am the luckiest in the office, oh yes I am πŸ™‚ :buys lottery ticket:

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