Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110530

image Man vs. Excel? Harry Potter vs. Spreadsheet? Is that how the world will end? Or will it just fizzle out in a wet week? We’ve had plenty of those lately.

  • I’ve been missing Excel so much, I made this pie chart at a kids indoor play centre. Next up..pivot tables http://t.co/m2wIEUY
  • Hmmm. Is it wrong that while we are trying to set up the household budget spreadsheet, I am secretly online shopping for new shoes?
  • *sigh* 30 minutes later and #excel is still calculating. I thought the purpose of a killer computer was to make stuff faster.
  • Saw the face of God today in the middle of a rather involved Excel spreadsheet. And he spoke to me: Schmuck! You went to j-school for this?
  • Sprained a finger from too much #excel. #RememberToSlowDown
  • So this is the *simplest* way for Excel to colour a chart based on its values #imnotkidding http://bit.ly/kODd9p
  • I just imported a useless excel file into google docs spreadsheet. Like a breath of fresh air.
  • dear @Microsoft – my dreaded #excel program wouldn’t open so I imported into an @google docs spreadsheet. Done and done.
  • Thank you very much, ‘Text to Columns.’ #excel
  • Harry Potter has defeated my spreadsheet. For now.
  • Swivel chair. Water bottle. Coffee. Colored excel sheet. Your eyes are awesomely big. Stop that.
  • forcing myself to use Excel 2010. I’m as slow as a wet week, but glad all the keyboard shortcuts still work
  • I often suspect that the world will end in an apocalyptic battle between mankind and Microsoft Excel. Man vs Spreadsheet.
  • Boss of what? oh my gosh!!! i did that spreadsheet with the drop down boxes, i am well impressed!
  • Crashed my #Excel and it’s taking more than a half hour to restore. I now wonder how much work I lost…
  • Wow, #Excel #VBA is kicking my ass today. Can’t get a #ShellExecute to work to print a PDF. Think maybe I’m placing it wrong. #Amateurs
  • You have a spreadsheet that does your projections for you? I just make numbers up. #amjealous

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