Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110528

image Are you really a man if you know how to use HLOOKUP and a pivot table? Or do you also need to know how to create a football spreadsheet?

  • A nice relaxing spreadsheet will sort you out mate
  • my classmates would be so proud, I’m actually using #excel, but not for school, still need #wine to make it better. #mba #artistinbschool
  • My love affair with Excel is on the rocks. I just lost a very important half hour of work. #squawk
  • I totally love Excel but my brain is starting to explode as I deal with 3 different currencies from my TypoBerlin trip. #IAmNotAnAccountant
  • Just spent soo long making an excel worksheet print perfectly. Too bad it was for the wrong month. #startagain
  • I learned today that Excel is like riding a bike. Haven’t used it in years and now I’m spreadsheet-ing like a BOSS.
  • Six is the optimum number of colours you need in an excel workbook to fool people into thinking you’re working. #worksmarter
  • I shouldn’t admit this but I’m doing an excel spreadsheet to figure out what #sfgiants games we’re going to #nerdatheart
  • Ugh. Missed a *ton* of stuff for a review document thx to a 45 column Excel spreadsheet snafu. #wrongToolForTheJob
  • I made a spreadsheet for StylePunk Media! I still hate Excel with a passion, though. Now to make invoices and business cards…
  • Wonder if I can get through the day without being asked to review a spreadsheet about "meeting allocations" #work #friday
  • I have this Excel spreadsheet going to town. Alphabetical order, color coded, you name it. I’ve done it. #organizationqueen
  • Geez making a HIM training plan takes a lot of time! Especially since I want to color coordinate my excel spreadsheet.
  • Point to be noted: Telling your boss, lovingly or not, to download Excel For Dummies – not a good idea….. trust me.
  • Exactly 2 weeks until Scotland! Made a spreadsheet of golf courses I want to play while I’m over there at work today.. #obsessed #sopumped
  • was actually excited when he got the SQL connection to work in Excel, thus allowing a new type of pivot table to rule his life. /nerd.
  • I would be perfectly happy with a job where all I did was Excel worksheet-building, but there’s always people involved instead!
  • as a poet once said ‘If you can use a pivot table, and HLOOKUP function accurately, then you’ll be a man my son’.

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