Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110527

Calculating a moon trajectory or getting the hang of Excel pivot tables. Just another day of Nerd World Problems.

  • it’s not rocket science people! it’s an excel spreadsheet!
  • Ever sat for 2 hours managing an excel spreadsheet? Tension in my shoulders caused by boredom, stress or just cause I don’t do spreadsheets!
  • I would rather poke my eye out with a blue Paper Mate Flexgrip Ultra Retractable Ballpoint Pen than work in Excel. #justsayin
  • I wish that Microsoft Excel could do my laundry and wash my dishes. Why would anyone ever need a pivot table?
  • Spent 2.5 hours trying to fix an Excel problem with nested IF statements.
  • Great… 12 hours to figure out how to make an Excel spreadsheet look like I’m not following the #TFC replay from my desk.
  • I think Excel and I need to start seeing other people.
  • After an hour, the answer was pivot table, crap… so easy
  • Food and drink abuse. I need 1965 calories how do I know that? Because I created an Excel spreadsheet which I use to monitor my weight
  • All I’m trying to do is sort a spreadsheet, but Excel is acting like I’m calculating a moon trajectory in 1964.
  • Whenever possible I use Numbers instead. Turns out I don’t need the stuff only in Excel but about 1% of the time.
  • I see my excel skillz reputation precedes me, I’ll pretend to tinker with your 5D pivot tables if it makes you happy. #dogood
  • Did you figure out Pivot Tables? I just learned them today. Its not so bad once you get the hang of it. Like anything else in Excel.
  • IF today were a pivot table I’m not sure what my filter would be but it would be messy & my rows & columns would b reversible. #allI’msaying
  • It’s been awhile since I’ve crunched data with a pivot table. Nice to be back, it’s just like riding a bike.
  • This Excel problem is far to complicated to explain to bother trying to seek out help.
  • Hey—thanks for looking at my #Excel tweet! Have you been following the #NerdWorldProblems hashtag? Pretty funny!
  • If I could go back to the start of my career with a full working knowledge of microsoft excel I’d be a millionaire by now. #excel #microsoft

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