Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130809

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageDo your best to fix those formulas, or you might thwart someone’s plans for world domination. Or worse – all your charts could change to orange and maroon.

  • Boss man asked for high level view of data. One minute later I gave him a Pivot Table. Boss man mind = blown.
  • If I have to customize an excel chart, you better believe its going to end up in Orange & Maroon
  • Why does Excel still use global undo history rather than individual workbook history?
  • I have to use VLOOKUP for a massive project & somehow it actually worked, where was this when I took at that stupid Excel class in 2010
  • I have a theory that "how to make a pivot table" is one of the most googled questions in history
  • I’m posting on an Excel discussion board at work because I have a COUNTIFS formula that isn’t working. I’ve ascended the peak of lameness.
  • So apparently you can’t undo after deleting a worksheet in Excel. Must be the technology of the future. #toolatetoapologize
  • The obviously don’t know how awesome you are. Just tell them, "HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME GET SOME EXCEL CHARTS IN IT!!!"
  • I just stared at a pivot table for 15 minutes trying to figure out why the data was all jacked up. I forgot to hit refresh. #ineedtogohome
  • Dreamt I worked in an office and my boss was Khal Drogo and I ruined his plans to take over the world cause I can’t work Microsoft excel
  • Thank you for telling me I have a circular reference in my workbook, excel. &$#@ you for repeatedly not telling me where.
  • OMG I work for a Financial Firm. Clients should not call us when you have EXCEL ISSUES. Call Microsoft. Rant over.
  • finally learnt how to use pivot table but why is it that i don’t trust the stats that is being generated? lol.
  • Today created something by working with my hands. It’s the way a man should work. Sure it was an excel spreadsheet, but what have you done?
  • I just saved an excel workbook as "GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS CRASH OR I QUIT". It’s time for me to take a vacation.
  • my boss just described my color coded data analysis in excel as "sexy"???
  • And all the mistakes I made were stupid typos in Excel, not conceptual errors. So that’s a good thing, I guess.
  • Spent the first hour at work making an excel spreadsheet to find out how best to catch up on 3 seasons of #BreakingBad by Sunday.

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