Excel Twitter 20131018 – Excel Theatre Blog

When you’re working on your life plan charts in Excel, don’t use your phone calculator to get the totals.

Shout-out to my high school biology teacher for showing me how to make Excel charts. I had NO CLUE how much I’d use that skill as an adult.
Astonishing, having to explain to someone that excel docs can contain more than one worksheet. How do they get that far in life?
After hours and hours of work, Excel just crashed on me. I think this is a sign for me to get out of my apartment and revive my social life.
You know you have issues if you speak in Excel VBA code to your friend.
My Excel data ends on row 666. Proof that my work is evil!
Boss has suggested we go on an Advanced Excel course – this makes me want to cry….do I really want people to know I’m an advanced geek!
Scholastic motivation: Boys and girls…if you excel at math and science you won’t have to talk to as many people at work.
Seriously, why can’t it just be a matter of thinking a concept & then excel making it happen???! Why must it take 30-60 min to work it out?!
All my clients ROI’s are going in the tube and my strategist’s answer for all my questions? "make a pivot table". YOU make a GD pivot table.
I am fantastic at working on an excel worksheet for three hours to only make it look the same as it did before
I hate that I can’t make Excel work and it just freaking shows my pie chart all stupid. What kind of business major am I?
You know you’re not an accountant when you put the info on excel but still work out the totals on your phones calculator.
Pretty excited to have finally found an appropriate occasion to use slicers in a pivot table. #thisiswhyimsingle
My mom just sent me a bunch of data asking me if I could "work my Excel magic". The answer to that is #always. #ExcelNerd #proudofit
At an advanced Microsoft Excel class after 9 hours of work. I dare you to come up with something more boring.
Over fall break I’ll be showing my very confused parents an excel doc with charts and tables concerning my life plans. That’s normal right?
my 3,000 row excel sheet i’ve been working on for 4 weeks was saved incorrectly and now i have 80 hours of work to do in 24. #trynottocry
The default color scheme for Excel charts is specifically designed to confound my feeble ability to distinguish colors.

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