Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20131018

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageWhen you’re working on your life plan charts in Excel, don’t use your phone calculator to get the totals.

  • Shout-out to my high school biology teacher for showing me how to make Excel charts. I had NO CLUE how much I’d use that skill as an adult.
  • Astonishing, having to explain to someone that excel docs can contain more than one worksheet. How do they get that far in life?
  • After hours and hours of work, Excel just crashed on me. I think this is a sign for me to get out of my apartment and revive my social life.
  • You know you have issues if you speak in Excel VBA code to your friend.
  • My Excel data ends on row 666. Proof that my work is evil!
  • Boss has suggested we go on an Advanced Excel course – this makes me want to cry….do I really want people to know I’m an advanced geek!
  • Scholastic motivation: Boys and girls…if you excel at math and science you won’t have to talk to as many people at work.
  • Seriously, why can’t it just be a matter of thinking a concept & then excel making it happen???! Why must it take 30-60 min to work it out?!
  • All my clients ROI’s are going in the tube and my strategist’s answer for all my questions? "make a pivot table". YOU make a GD pivot table.
  • I am fantastic at working on an excel worksheet for three hours to only make it look the same as it did before
  • I hate that I can’t make Excel work and it just freaking shows my pie chart all stupid. What kind of business major am I?
  • You know you’re not an accountant when you put the info on excel but still work out the totals on your phones calculator.
  • Pretty excited to have finally found an appropriate occasion to use slicers in a pivot table. #thisiswhyimsingle
  • My mom just sent me a bunch of data asking me if I could "work my Excel magic". The answer to that is #always. #ExcelNerd #proudofit
  • At an advanced Microsoft Excel class after 9 hours of work. I dare you to come up with something more boring.
  • Over fall break I’ll be showing my very confused parents an excel doc with charts and tables concerning my life plans. That’s normal right?
  • my 3,000 row excel sheet i’ve been working on for 4 weeks was saved incorrectly and now i have 80 hours of work to do in 24. #trynottocry
  • The default color scheme for Excel charts is specifically designed to confound my feeble ability to distinguish colors.

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