Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20131101

popcorn buckeyYes, some days it feels like a Greek tragedy when you’re working in Excel. Eat a bucket of popcorn, and try to forget your pain.

  • I am at that place in building a graph in excel where I am just randomly clicking stuff to see if it works. WORK.
  • How do I get the lines on my Excel sheet? Aren’t they just supposed to be there? I thought that was the purpose of a spreadsheet… #fml
  • All of a sudden, I think basic excel charts are actually quite nice looking. I think I may have seen on too many infographics…
  • One of the directors at work called me an "Excel guru" today…but should I be proud or utterly ashamed of how pathetically geeky it sounds?
  • I have been in the pivot table zone all day. At this rate, I should have all my data crunching needs sorted in approx. three years.
  • I’d say my fury over losing hours of tedious, unsaved Excel work is akin to how Menelaus felt after the abduction of Helen. #worstoftimes
  • Eating myself into popcorn oblivion because I don’t know how to make a graph on excel
  • Excel, you suck. Editing other people’s work in excel, you suck worse. #workwhine
  • Give me a pivot table long enough, and a spreadsheet on which to put it, and I could cross-tab the world!
  • my classmate is asking me for help on excel and im like sis dont u realize i copied all my friend’s work
  • After 15 mins deep on a excel spreadsheet I think my boss is now just typing random numbers and formulas.
  • my nose is stuffed so i have to breathe through my mouth & i have to figure out how to work excel on my own. look into my eyes and know hell
  • I AM AN EXCEL VBA GODDESS…oh okay, I managed to bastardise some code & write bits myself to do things I need for work. #worktweet
  • One of those days where you realize that the problem with your Excel formula is glaringly obvious & stupid.
  • Taught a guy in my office how to make Pie Charts on an Excel spreadsheet. It’s like I made his week. People have such sad lives. ??
  • I need someone who’s a boss at using Excel to come teach me skills… Using google isn’t the same as having a good tutor…
  • I just had the most ridiculous meeting in the history of meetings. "…and that is how I want you to color-code your Excel file." Seriously?
  • I work hard so my children will never have to know what a pivot table is.

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