Excel Twitter 20131108

ByDebra Dalgleish November 8, 2013November 6, 2013

If it’s your first day back at work, and you’ve spent 10 hours making a pie chart, don’t throw your computer out the window. A good night’s sleep might solve the problem.

I successfully made a line, bar, and pie graph on Excel this morning. I shouldn’t have to do anymore work today. #success
"Microsoft Excel is trying to recover your information…" And I’m trying to not throw you out the window, work computer
How much of a nerd am I if I just realized now that I think Excel work, table making and chart making, is actually relaxing?? #GodThatsSad
"Nobody gets my references." – Excel sheet that’s been pasted into a new workbook
I just taught myself to code in excel out of boredom…
Got an excel spreadsheet from boss before reaching car so this is going to be a great vacation.
Spent half the night trying to figure out how to graph my data in Excel. Woke up this morning and figured it out in 2 mins. ??
Just solved an Excel macro code bug for a coworker. Yeah, I’m that tool in the office.
Finally after about 10 hours of struggling with Microsoft Excel I have myself a pie chart for my assignment wooooo
Silly professor I’m going to be a princess they dont need to learn to graph on excel… so can I leave???
Then again, sometimes you spend 4 hours trying to do something with a pivot table that doesn’t work.
When people are talking, its because they’re friends, not because they are telling each other how to make a graph on Excel
It may look like I’m online shopping at the library, but I’m really doing a footwear price comparison spreadsheet on Excel for my boss.
Geek alert: I just successfully developed a difficult multi-worksheet excel formula. AND my spreadsheet is also beautiful.
Am I the only one who took 2 hours to schedule my classes and used 6 charts and 2 excel sheets? #probably #perfectionist #freak
what sort of idiot sends a screenshot of an excel workbook asking you to use the data to perform an analysis…
First day back at work after a week off, I’ve forgotten my network password and am in a losing battle with excel #goingwell #needcoffee
no matter how much i smash this computer on the floor, i still can’t get my excel formulas to work #excel

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ByDebra Dalgleish September 18, 2012September 17, 2012

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ByDebra Dalgleish August 30, 2012August 29, 2012

If you’re tired of churning out Excel charts, go on a relaxing vacation, but try to avoid the kebab queues – someone might try to feed you a 3-D chart! For some reason, now I’m the IT chick at work. I have no idea how to fix computers, but I can format your Excel spreadsheet….

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ByDebra Dalgleish July 12, 2013July 11, 2013

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If you want to get into the holiday spirit, buy an elf hat for your dog, and create an Excel chart that is colored in festive red and green. Please vote for your favourite tweet, in the survey at the end of this blog post. Thanks for voting last week, and the winner was:

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ByDebra Dalgleish September 16, 2016September 15, 2016

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After you build Frankenstein’s spreadsheet, take some time off, and enjoy some classic blues music. Or, make fun of people who use a mouse, and build worksheets in landscape orientation.

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