Excel Twitter 20131213

Oh no! We don’t want to see the Office paperclip popping up in Excel! Didn’t Clippy retire around the same time as Bill Gates?

• said it once. will say it again. why does excel act like it is trying to win a nobel prize. i just want to make a bar graph yo
• VBA with Excel is so slow, it’s like my code is being forwarded to Bill Gates’ inbox, who then does everything by hand and sends it back
• I thought I cursed a lot when working in excel. My boss has proven that I am no longer queen.
• HAH. Fixed the problem. It was totally my stupidity at work but I figured it out all by myself so take that, Excel.
• Got such an outdated version of Microsoft excel it still has that stupid paperclip
• If someone could tell me when I’d use a histogram or pivot table in programming I’d be willing to listen.
• Haha. Boss, entire aircraft were designed using slide rules. So Excel is still high tech enough for what they did then 🙂
• I know they pay me and I shouldn’t care but I’m at least hoping for an attaboy for this huge excel workbook I made.
• I figured out this Excel chart thing for a work project, yay me! Excel is of the devil, and I will treat myself to something tasty later. 🙂
• As someone who does a lot of excel work, wonky tables usually inspire me to feats of wine, rather than opposite.
• PLEASE DOES ANYONE IN THE WORLD KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BAR CHART ON EXCEL WHY IS IT SO HARD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MICROSOFT I HATE YOU?
• Questionable things I’ve done in excel: worksheet with 104+ columns
• When Excel runs your CPU to 100% for 2-3 minutes just to redraw a graph, you may have a lot of data points.
• I thought I was going to be fired because I turned the most important excel spreadsheet into a chart with no idea how to put it back.
• Just made an Excel pivot table for the first time in the “real world.” And it only took over 6 months.
• The quest for the perfect graph is a long, painful and arduous one. Excel is a deceitful mistress. #DatCrabHype #MarineBiologyProblems
• Dad: “Harv how do you make a pivot table?” Me: “I don’t know dad” Dad: “you’re bloody useless then aren’t you”
• A vendor just tried to mansplain what a pivot table is and how they’re useful for “data guys” as if I don’t live that ‘data artisan’ life

Got such an outdated version of Microsoft Excel it still has that stupid paperclip

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