Excel Twitter 20140228

You’d better brush up on Excel, so you’ll look like a genius. Otherwise, your family could be torn apart, and the dog’s weight could skyrocket. Oh, and you might end up as a stripper.

• A pivot table saves the day once again. And I get to look like a genius.
• Sad when the highlight of your night is when you learn how to switch between tabs in an Excel workbook…
• now my boss and his bro the IT guy are fighting about how to use microsoft excel. i hope you are happy microsoft. TEARING A FAMILY APART!!!
• My colleague is using a calculator to work out sums and putting the answers into excel. Yes, this is the level of idiocy I work with :-/
• Why am I learning how to make stupid applications on excel. How is this going to help me in life.
• Can’t believe I just voluntarily played with Excel for 45 mins. And still didn’t manage to chart the dog’s weight. Grr. #senileoldbat
• Sends boss huge excel file. Only looks at first tab. Asks me to send those cool charts I have on my computer. Why do I even bother?
• So much Excel work so little time
• My boss just told me to “brush up on Excel”. So tomorrow should be fun
• I think I’ve crossed some kind of nerd threshold. I’m starting to get really excited when I open an awesome Excel pivot table.
• I just changed some Visual Basic code in Excel and it didn’t crash! Y’all don’t know how excited that makes me!
• Excel, it’s not going to work out between us. It’s not me, it’s you. YOU DIFFICULT PROGRAM.
• On the contrary, a pleasant interlude from the nightmare of Excel pivot charts :0)
• “In Excel, your worksheet is the sheet in which you work.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
• Internet went down at work. Had to use a book to search for an Excel function #oldschool
• 4 years of Engineering and they don’t teach you the thing you need the most at work, MS EXCEL.
• You might argue that maybe Excel should have mechanisms to avoid the tanking of 10+ hours work by a well meaning fool.
• I’ll be forced to quit school and become a stripper because I don’t know how to work excel and I’m a failure.

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