Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140328

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageCould you build a house with Excel, or would that require too much coffee, and perhaps sacrificing your firstborn? And remember, you should save frequently, all day long, not just once every two weeks.

  • i needed an adrenalin rush this friday afternoon, so i opened an excel worksheet with unreadable content at my own risk. holy…
  • Given my love of Excel, I feel like a big, stupid idiot that I just now figured out how to use the “Freeze Cells” feature.
  • Playing with fire this AM. Excel has crashed twice, but somehow I’ve not lost any work. CMD+S, CMD+S, all day long.
  • Thanks, excel, for deciding NOW is a good time to not let me save, backup or duplicate the charts I’ve been working on for 2 weeks. Bravo.
  • Oh then I won’t show you my pivot table then. I’m not sure you can handle the intensity of feelings to follow.
  • The great thing about an Excel worksheet is…. Wait. Nevermind.
  • It is way too late and I am way too tired to be fighting and struggling to get Excel to graph 4 stupid lines at one time.??
  • Hint that it’s dinnertime: Wearily watching Excel tutorials when the “pie, bar, & line charts” part pops up and I am immediately re-engaged.
  • I haven’t created a pivot table in 2 years and I it was successful. Nothing blew up. #Boom
  • Is it me or has Excel gotten more complicated? I know it used to be easier to make and manipulate graphs/charts. Grrrrrr.
  • My boss (with whom I share a cubicle with) asked me to enter 800 rows of data into excel. I typed as loudly as possible
  • I’m getting tempted to make a formula that makes a formula. The plod towards an excel worksheet to replace me continues.
  • I would sacrifice my firstborn to the devil if it meant Microsoft Excel would stop being so stupid.
  • Taught myself how to make graphs and charts using excel on 3 1/2 hours of sleep and 4 cups of coffee. #progress
  • There are people building homes on the computers next to me and I just had to google “how to make a graph in excel”
  • Boss doesn’t trust the adding skills of excel but does trust pad, pencil and ancient calculator?!?! #flawedlogic
  • This guy just said that the most important thing you need to take away from college is how to make a pivot table
  • The ** IT ** guy in my office doesn’t know how to set a print area in Excel & is asking ME?? I CAN’T STAND THE STUPID, IT BURNS MY EYES!!

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