Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140516

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageDon’t ask the bartender to make you a spreadsheet, or you might see a VLOOKUP face. Ask the Help button instead.

  • I absolutely hate excel. One hour later and I’ve done ONE graph. ONE.
  • Excel is not the boss of me. Not when I have google and the help button all to myself.
  • You know you’re a #nerd when at a work dinner, part of the conversation is discussing your favorite Excel functions
  • Just slung 12 lines of sweet VBA code in Excel to get the report I needed. Practical wins.
  • Excel you are killing me with your stupid formulas
  • Sorry, boss, but teaching clients Excel or going home with them to make them a spreadsheet is not in my job description as a bartender.
  • Why can’t you undo delete worksheet in Excel? Ridiculous.
  • Either I’m stupid or Excel’s graph options are useless for what I’m trying to do. Sadly I don’t know which option is the correct one.
  • I spend so much time using excel (both school and work) that sometimes when entering something into a dialog box I start with an equal sign.
  • My boss said, “I love you so much right now.” about my Excel chart. We are a team of poet-types.
  • Maybe I could get more done at work if the old timers took time to learn the basics of Excel.
  • Watching my mom work on excel makes me so happy that I’ve no interest in accounting
  • Overheard a guy I work with talking about a model that was so beautiful he could just cry. An Excel model. #nerds
  • Just saved someone hours of work through my excel skills. May well be my most satisfying moment of the week #madskilz
  • I love Excel. Yes. I am a designer. Yes. I work w/ people. Excel gives me the illusion of order & control. Just for a minute. I like it.
  • I think I need to go on ‘My Strange Addiction’ I have a problem that means if a pivot table can be used, then. It will be used.
  • My sis and Jenna are partying with ufc fighters and famous ppl in Vegas and then there’s me just crushing this excel report #fml #killmenow
  • Today I wore my *VLOOKUP face* all day. It’s a bit like my *Pivot Table face* crossed with my *I’m sure I can smell something nasty face*

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