Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140711

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIf that girl at the office thinks your spreadsheet is cute, don’t spoil the magic by forgetting the workbook password.

  • I spent 95% of my work day waiting for excel to load
  • Convinced that you have to be a literal wizard to work excel #baffled #actualsorcery
  • If only excel had the option of creating a code automatically by you just saying what you want. Yes. life would be so awesome! #excel
  • Death by a thousand Excel worksheet tabs… #fb
  • A million apes with a million copies of Excel in a million years would never create the incomprehensible graph our “data guys” dreamed up!
  • Excel Advanced Filters are making me feel both stabby & stupid.
  • Just used some code to swap two columns on Excel and I feel like I’ve entered the matrix.
  • So there IS fast way to delete rows and columns on excel. I feel really stupid right now! why did I just think of googling this now??
  • my boss told me this week that the reason i was so bad at excel was because i didn’t play enough video games.
  • Excel crashed and I lost 3 days of work that’s due tomorrow. Damn I love technology.
  • Dear @Microsoft, My Excel for Mac as ‘unexpectedly’ lost its biscuits 8x today during work. Any reason why? #ThisCantBeNormal
  • My dad accidentally deleted a whole weekend worth of MY Excel office work -_- The pain is too real right now
  • Girl at work that I fancy said my Excel spreadsheet I made to log my tasks was ‘cute’.
  • Yes, this workbook contains a lot of things. You don’t have to explode into a tantrum every time I open you, Microsoft Excel
  • another day, another excuse to use INDIRECT() in an excel worksheet.
  • someone teach me how to make a pivot table and I’ll love you forever. or at least until next Thursday..
  • Nothing makes you feel magical quite like showing your pivot table to a coworker who’s never seen one before.
  • Nothing better than locking a spreadsheet with a complicated password. Until you forget that password. #Excel #LockedOut #FML
  • Kids – learn three things in Excel. Vlookup. Pivot tables. How to create a chart. The average office worker will think you’re a GOD.
  • Adding “totally under-appreciated pivot table genius” to my Linkedin profile. Watch the job offers roll in.

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This week’s tweets by:

jordanmanzo, bridgetrafter, awe_sumo, pauljadam, tclayunderwood, Stubbs, SeanPjAMcDonagh, oliviadledesma, RoryCarlyle, Chris_F_22, AstroSpanner, brookee29, therealdesh, JohnnyGotm, MrPSB, B3nMay

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