Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140926

imageIf you Google for pivot table, don’t follow any advice that suggests a 3-D pie chart or a bowl of Froot Loops. I’m sure that Gridmaster Flash would agree.

  • can’t do a scatter chart from pivot table data but can do a 3d pie. are you trying to make us present badly, excel?
  • Wedding negotiations are impossible. Chris wants to centre align the excel columns, I want to left (indent). This is never going to work.
  • Today I bragged to my buddy at work about the vlookup I wrote in Excel and we high fived, I gotta get out of this office
  • ok excel spread sheet, 45 minutes left in this work week and it’s just me and you.
  • My daughter made a bar graph in Excel on her Mac. I think she can now apply for data science jobs.
  • I’m starting to doubt that I will ever truly be successful in life because I can’t even work Excel #helpme #PostgradProbs
  • I wish I would have tried harder to learn excel when I had the chance. Bc the chart I just made for my boss looks like a child did it.
  • Current status; googling “pivot table”
  • Just got called “the resident Excel expert” at work. For the sake of my work place, I hope that is not nearly true
  • Poor boy in the library sat down and worked on a pivot table for 30 minutes, said “I can’t wait for this semester to be over”, and left.
  • I fixed a pivot table issue. Can I go home early now?
  • On the other hand, maybe there’s a way to create a very simple bar chart without learning Excel. Here’s hoping.
  • When does excel just becomes too much excel? Probably at the demographics analysis pie chart that looks like an umbrella…
  • How appropriate that I just saved an Excel file with the name ‘I hate math and charts’
  • If you say that you’re not ‘Excel Stupid’ but don’t know how to unhide a sheet, you’re a prime example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
  • my boss just referred to me as “gridmaster flash” and everyone is now aware of my weird love for excel
  • My Excel workbook for data analysis looks like (as my professor said) “an old bowl of Fruit Loops”. #somanycolors @BYUmpa
  • I’m taking a drink every time this guy says “Pivot Table.” The drink is of sadness. I’ve taken a lot of them. #ExcelTraining

I fixed a pivot table issue. Can I go home early now? http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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