Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20141212

ByDebra Dalgleish

If you build more pivot tables, maybe you can get to bed sooner. Or, just keep color coding, and pass out at your desk, as usual.

Please vote for your favourite tweet, in the survey at the end of this blog post. Thanks for voting last week, and the winner was:

My brain just tried to do Ctrl+; when I was writing the date on a piece of paper. Paper is not Excel stupid brain.

I spend more time in Excel than I do in my bed http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

  • Intensive Excel-work can turn any day into a Monday really fast…
  • I used to think office work was the way to go but that was before I lost my soul staring at this excel spreadsheet all day
  • Why does charting in Excel mean a series of work-arounds and hacks? Why is functionality not built in? Seems odd.
  • I’m gonna pass out working on this project. I’ve never hated an excel workbook more
  • “I’ll use Subtotals in Excel, maybe this time it will be useful.” -Me, right before performing a bunch of useless cleanup work
  • Weeping…I knew this day would come but deep down, hoped it never would. I still remember his words… “I need you to make a pivot table”
  • Making color-coded, prioritized to-do lists in Excel with main and sub-tasks is very calming for me. Doing actual work is not. #ohtheirony
  • I think I am being punished for my former life by being made to work with excel. #nolovelost
  • What have I learnt 2day on Excel? I’m 12,469 days old. Great work for the day and exams start next week!
  • I hate when an otherwise sensitive, intelligent person sends me an Excel worksheet with Sheet1 Sheet2 Sheet3 and only Sheet1 has data
  • Give a man a spreadsheet he’ll work for a day, teach him to use Excel he’ll work for a lifetime. #SpreadsheetingTheLove
  • Woke up from a work related dream about Excel spreadsheets, pivot tables, and VLookup functions. Even on my day off I can’t escape it. ??
  • I spend more time in Excel than I do in my bed. That is sad. #work #officelife #ctrlaltdelete
  • im that loser who spends his spare time having fun making excel charts
  • Excel serves a weird niche. Not quick&hacky enough for quick hacks, not good enough for real work. Why does it exist?
  • Just spent more time trying to make one bar chart on Excel 2013 than I did writing 1,000 words last night
  • 8hr day spent pulling massive amounts of data. tomorrow the “analysis” portion will take a pivot table and like 3 minutes. #analystprobs
  • I really, really, really like to work with Excel. There, I said it #nerd

This week’s tweets by:

SWEDUN, Joeferney, khakieconomist, KevinRyan770, mattfrost, PahktheKah, shrutisaxena, marksonofwil, cricketsong117, tony_trout, TheGoodManager_, westelijkmeisje, mattyk21fb, JamesLandino, johnnysunshine, europarties, kelsimeleahheim, chiara84

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