Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110331

image Wouldn’t it be great to have a single gadget that could run Excel, make toast and iron dress pants? Mornings would be so much easier!

  • Learned to make pie charts in Excel and iron dress pants
  • Taken me 5+ mins to find out how to remove a ‘password to modify’ from an Excel 2010 spreadsheet – MS, stop bloody moving options about!
  • I just spent 30 minutes of my life discussing a non-work-related/vacation planning Excel spreadsheet w/ a friend. #fml #fb
  • It should seriously be against the law to make someone stare at an excel spreadsheet for over 10 hours.
  • Permission to leave? *hurls stupid laptop with stupid excel document across stupid floor of stupid place of stupid work*
  • Dear Excel, I’m sorry that my 32GB of RAM is not enough for you, but still it would be great if you would stop choking on my spreadsheet.
  • Sometimes when you think you’re saving the world, you realize you made an error in the numbers and you’re just polluting an excel workbook.
  • I think programmers tend to prefer "R1C1" reference style in Excel.
  • Buried in an excel spreadsheet for the afternoon. Head is melted. Tonight… there will be wine!
  • I made a pivot table in excel last week. I still can’t come to grips with that
  • You haven’t seen a pivot table until you’ve seen mine. #pivotenvy
  • in advanced excel class, we learned to hide columns. #fail
  • Seriously Microsoft start treating an Excel workbook as a single file. I don’t want to have to manually set every single sheet for printing.
  • The massive excel spreadsheet project is now complete. Unfortunately my efforts weren’t rewarded with a new iPad. 🙁
  • trust me. I didn’t overlook anything. I have a 5 tab excel workbook to prove it
  • It’s a slippery slope! but then my wife used her excel/spreadsheet foo to track out cats glucose curve, then we shared it w/vet
  • The most work I’ve done so far this morning has been to show two of the older guys in the office how to insert a picture in excel. #slowday
  • Missing the most anticipated cricket match in history, to spend the day with Excel and LaTex 🙁 #FML #IndvsPak
  • As it turns out the problem was that an update for excel turned on a long forgotten and well-hidden option without notice… frakin toasters

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