Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110401

image No April Fools in Excel – everyone who uses Excel is a superior person, who makes wrangling lots of data look easy! Just ignore that person curled up in the corner, gently rocking.

  • Transcribing names from a sign-in sheet to a spreadsheet…people have unbelievably messy handwriting!!
  • I’m at that time at work where quickbooks, peachtree, excel sheets, and client’s statements blend together into one big blob
  • I’m looking for a Superior person, with a capital "S", that knows how to make charts in Excel look fantastic. Anyone?
  • Being able to build a pivot table on your own can get ya a job folks
  • All data can be arranged into an excel spreadsheet. That’s an axiom right there.
  • An excel spreadsheet just stole 4 hours of my life… I need a book keeper.
  • I would like to express my gratitude that the "recover" function worked in excel, recovering two hours of spreadsheet work. thank you.
  • No way in hell I’m waking up for class at 8. I hate Excel anyways
  • Hard rock, a cup of tea and a pivot table…this is living!
  • yuck!! I feel the same over this darn spreadsheet I am trying to create in which every1 wants something different
  • I just love Excel… is that weird? I have just recently discovered Named Ranges! I used to use the default cell references!… took forever
  • I usually start Excel work by going "WOAH! This is so clever!" and end up rocking gently a corner, once again defeated by a pivot table.
  • Also, Excel Pivot tables are amazing. Makes wrangling lots of data look easy.
  • A mere 25 years into its existence, Microsoft Excel still plots undefined numbers same as 0. Maybe they’ll fix that in coming decade or two.
  • In #sql training, I was just referred to as the ‘Pivot King’ due to my knowledge of #excel pivot tables. #intenselygeeky
  • I think I’ve just created the most intense spreadsheet/Google Doc in the history of Excel-formatted things #organizationFTW
  • 🙁 sorry just got on….glad your daily battle with Excel was a victorious one
  • just figured out how you can calculate howmany days someone is old in excel… #marilynmanson is 15425 days old! love this cursus!

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