Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110330

Times might be tough, but you really should be working for food! Brush up on your Excel skills, and get a better job.

  • Just traded my boss an excel report for string cheese and an apple. Everything I ever needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. #mature
  • When your boss ask you to gather information and update the excel sheet simply say …Do I look like a people person?
  • I just had to show the boss at work how ctrl+f works in excel. He got really excited. #highereducationatwork
  • Excel knows who the boss is today like. Just wrote a Macro. HA.
  • If it was not for boss we would have had an Excel Sheet that would have defied all the Presentations ever made in this office.
  • Y this pivot table with this info so hard to put together on excel….dang man….I need a break
  • Interview went well actually. But kudos to me for not knowing how to use vlookup and pivot table on excel. Sheesh
  • note to self: selecting an entire workbook and mistakenly copying and pasting links elsewhere is enough to make excel implode
  • Awesome, I’ve never wasted time making an Excel workbook that performs a Kaprekar Routine before. #cubefarm #morewaystopass4months
  • I love you, Excel. I have missed you.
  • Had to put marking on hold to brush up on my Excel skills tonight and being the nerd I am, I love it!!
  • Dear users, if you’re going to send me a screenshot of an error….for the love of god, dont send it as an excel spredsheet. #ihateusers
  • Microsoft Excel – I love you. Why can’t all MS Office products be as robust and reliable as you? You’re like the swiss army knife of data.<3
  • I absolutely love that excel has a button that makes things normal. Sounds silly but SOOO helpful!!!
  • Just figured out some really complicated (well, complicated for me) stuff in Excel. I love when I learn new things 🙂 #RealLifeAchievement
  • I love when I send someone an excel spreadsheet, they make changes to it, and then cut and paste the data into an email. /headdesk
  • jealous, I got this little laptop monitor…and I work with multiple excel large spreadsheets. #hopingfordualmonitorssoon
  • Apparently “Save often” for Microsoft Excel means every 20 seconds. Just lost work and it reverted to a previous auto-save. #NotCool
  • Ask me how I can work on a website design, but can’t create a table in #microsoft word or excel.

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