Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20141219

ByDebra Dalgleish

If you want to get into the holiday spirit, buy an elf hat for your dog, and create an Excel chart that is colored in festive red and green.

Please vote for your favourite tweet, in the survey at the end of this blog post. Thanks for voting last week, and the winner was:

I really, really, really like to work with Excel. There, I said it #nerd

you realize excel has made your bar charts red and green http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets

  • No, I will not turn your two column excel spreadsheet into a chart for you. You can do that on your own, big guy.
  • Someday I will have less than 6 Excel worksheets open at once on my work computer. That day will be a miracle day.
  • Having mislaid my Excel formula bar on my work laptop for some weeks now, I have just audibly cheered having found it again #saddo
  • I index my need to escape Excel as a primary analysis tool by counting how many times per day I turn off automatic workbook calculation.
  • Today I managed to get my work computer’s cooling fan maxed out by using Excel.
  • After WEEKS of attempts the charts I was trying to make in Excel magically appeared exactly as I wanted them.
  • If you ever work with Excel sheets you’ve experienced pain
  • <3 that feeling of success you get when you finish writing the formulas in an Excel workbook and the whole thing doesn’t explode ^.^
  • Been editing an excel spreadsheet at work for hours. Then suddenly I was buying Rufus an elf hat on Amazon. #retailtherapy #doglove
  • On the bus today, I saw someone doing real work on Excel/Chrome on some kind of Sony Windows tablet with Win8.1. It was like a Microsoft ad.
  • Can’t even call myself an Excel expert any more because I do stupid things all the time that I could fix with 5 mins of research but NO TIME
  • Have reached the “I’ll just stare intensely at this pivot table until the humans go away” stage of the day.
  • Computer claims “It is impossible to close Excel.” I pull the plug. — If I ever plug you back in, don’t EVER forget who’s boss! #Ineedadrink
  • Hi, I’m your work computer! You look like you’re using Excel with a number of spreadsheets in various states. You don’t need those. *CLOSE*
  • My ex is the only person I know that’s certified in excel, and I don’t feel like calling him about this stupid formula.
  • Something changed in excel and so the magical go button doesn’t work anymore. It’s like pre-made pie crust wasn’t a thing. It’s terrible.
  • On the verge of colouring in a bar chart in crayon & scanning it in. At this point it seems more logical than fathoming Excel’s depths.
  • Working on excel while listening to classical music makes me feel like a genius at work.
  • That moment when your putting your figures into your lab report and you realize excel has made your bar charts red and green #leavingit

This week’s tweets by:

BlingtheCat, avensobrien, VanBird, muraii, Steppie_J, MisterSheffield, KieranSinfield, MinimooseXIV, ReadyGoGetSet, navalang, tylersigman, smallslicesofme, bouleg812, yurfacebooksux, MustBeShayyy, price_laborecon, JoypadJoe, Matt_Cpt, KatieJaws

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