Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20150109

ByDebra Dalgleish

What is your dark Excel secret? Do you get paid in hugs for your pivot tables? Do you stay late to work on fun Excel projects?

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This Week’s Tweets

  • When your boss is the CFO, all you do is play with Excel spreadsheet formulas until your eyes bleed.
  • That moment when you are making an excel spreadsheet for your boss and you aren’t sure if you are including too much info #WorkProbz
  • Excel 2013 has *finally* figured out proper graph visualizations. I honestly can’t believe it. They practically have a “Tufte Mode”!
  • Oh you’re good at Excel? (whatever that means) here look at this massive document of code and see where I screwed up Thanks college
  • Back on duty as a pivot table ninja. Finding $0.01 variances over 15 deposit dates of hundreds of thousands of dollars. #livingthedream
  • code wooshin out my fingers, special excel macro cannons firing on all cylinders, alt-tabbin to twitter so fast that my boss never sees it
  • If you are going to use Excel without formulas, pivot table or graphs, you should use pen and paper.
  • My grandfather swore he’d retire the day they made him use a computer. My Grandma uses Excel like a boss.
  • Just finished helping my daughter create a graph in Excel for her science fair project. I expect to be paid in hugs for my work.
  • Dear Excel. This zip code starts with a 0. Stop trying to be smarter than me and continually deleting the leading digit.
  • Oh for the days when Microsoft products were reliable. Forced system reboot after 20 minutes because Excel has decided it can’t print.
  • Why does everyone keep laughing when I say I am staying late at work for a fun excel project?
  • My dark secret is that I’m appalling at Microsoft Excel. What in Odin’s eye is a pivot table and what do I do with it?
  • Today in my office; old people get mad because someone finally decided an important database shouldn’t be stored in an Excel workbook.
  • BAM just used a pivot table for the first time and now all my interviews and cover letters from recent years are retroactively NOT LIES.
  • Excel may be the root (route?) of all evil, but I’ll be damned if a pivot table isn’t handy in a pinch. #quickanddirty
  • Remembering how to create a pivot table is like trying to remember what I ate for lunch yesterday… I got nothing.

This week’s tweets by:

xcaroline, theWillClark, tommyunger, DerpyDerpasaur, Wisco_girl2, letshugbro, LivesInThought, anarchival, CarrieHowarth1, reevesman, Aurum_Boss, samanthahmackie, jd_davies, enderu, jayackley, AWhitTwit, KatieLo25

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