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Excel Twitter 20150814

ByDebra Dalgleish

A big thanks to Bill Jelen (Mr. Excel) who featured my Excel Theatre tweets collection in his latest book, “Mr. Excel XL – The 40 Greatest Excel Tips of All Time“.

Bill sent me an advance copy, and it’s a beautiful book, packed with great tips, and a nice touch of humour.

The book will be published on September 1, 2015, so pre-order on Amazon now, to ensure that you’ll get a copy.

Mr. Excel XL – The 40 Greatest Excel Tips of All Time

This Week’s Tweets

  • Fighting words at work: “You can’t even make a pivot table” #WatchEmGetHeated
  • I like how I opened Excel to make a quick chart for deciding exp curves, and started making it irrelevantly prettier to look at.
  • How do I make a pivot table? I don’t have time to try a bunch of stuff and see what works!
  • I have been trying to print an Excel worksheet for twenty minutes. It is still not working. It is taking all of me not to punch my laptop.
  • My boss is sending me to an Excel seminar… she caught on to the lies LOL
  • Doing a pivot table for beginners demo today and have managed to find a data set for plane sales with game of thrones characters..
  • Whenever I make a chart in Excel, I feel like I’ve really let myself go #NerdProblems
  • our intern just said I’m “like a wizard” in regards to my excel skills. potential tinder profile? cooking, cleaning and vlookups like a boss
  • Me: hey, let’s finish our wedding guest list today. Dieter: here’s a pivot table explaining why everything about this list is wrong.
  • Yesterday it was 33c at the beach, today it is 38c. Perhaps those of you in an office might wish to start an excel chart?
  • Someone hid an Excel macro in our price pages that, when activated, clears the entire contents of the workbook. Not sure why that’s there..
  • Quote of the day: “One does not understand a pivot table so much as succumb to it”
  • My mouse scroll wheel doesn’t work. Normally, not a big deal. While working with long Excel charts? Absolute crisis-level problem.
  • “Microsoft Excel has encountered a problem and needs to close” YEAH I CAN TELL IT’S CLOSED 5 TIMES ALREADY
  • Ah, pivot table! How I have missed thy columns and rows. 2 weeks is simply too long to spend apart
  • if you were an excel workbook you’d be riddled with circular logic errors. Again, Plato
  • Wow. Excel can have more than one worksheet? I always wondered what those were for. #spreadsheetsadness
  • everybody claims they know excel but does anybody really know excel??? this joint is the work of the devil lmao
  • if it doesn’t have a pivot table then I’m not interested

This Week’s Tweets By

TreyKramer1, RebelVampire, znmeb,  JesssieWoo, lauramclay, ashli_p, Adora, AndreTheViking, askylitchase, GracefulLillian, AlbBizResearch, rachwurm, annateoh, philv84, JoeGKushner, carmeezyyy, luptonn

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