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Excel Twitter 20151016

While your mom is at the Cubs game, you can make friends on the soccer field, or go to a bar, and build a pie chart.

Why am I the designated Excel guy at work? http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • I am fully aware of what a super nerd I am, but I seriously love making excel spreadsheets.
  • Everyone in this photo is a cell in a spreadsheet. Once a week someone presses F9 and the building recalculates. pic.twitter.com/8UtRFjOINA
  • “I love Excel” slipped out of my mouth during an interview, and I had to frantically backtrack after noticing looks of horror in the room
  • In Excel, I can make a bar graph of my favorite pies, or a pie chart of my favorite bars.
  • Created the most beautiful, useful pivot table ever this morning and maybe I’m just done for the day now? Too much productivity.
  • My mom is on her way to her 2nd Cubs game in 24 hours. But hey, I’ve made 7 pivot tables in Excel and broke my stapler at work today
  • In my 29th year, I’ve found a renewed love for coffee. I’m golfing more than ever, and I’ve never been better with Excel. I’m old Gandalf.
  • “Normals” write complex code in Excel, share it with other normals, and it becomes a critical application.
  • Also, I tried to make a pie chart in Excel and ended up almost crying from frustration. Spreadsheets are NOT my thing.
  • What’s with your love for #Excel?? What is wrong with you??
  • Making so many friends at the soccer field this morning with my Excel Gantt (stacked bar) chart trick.
  • Gchatting my husband about how much I love the concatenate function in Excel. I live a very exciting life.
  • “we found a problem with the formula” Everytime I get this error message in excel, I wonder, who or what is we?
  • GAH. There HAS to be a way to display more than a single row of worksheet tabs in Excel.
  • Why am I the designated Excel guy at work? It’s too much pressure!
  • *opens excel workbook with materials list* *stares at blank workbook for 10 minutes* *dies quietly inside*
  • i hate excel for mac with such a passion. you build a sick VBA/macro-laden workbook, send it to someone with a mac and……. ….
  • I was very wrong when I said I would never need to know how to work excel. Very, very wrong

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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Why am I the designated Excel guy at work? http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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This Week’s Tweets By

kdoveh, BenedictEvans), HashtagTricia, MrMarc101, kayjstubbs, RickyB_708, Sean_Morrissey, stribika, lilithsaintcrow, Arsenico13, cq2, f_e_chiem, CurvyGirlMe, billsolecki, RukaSariSari, Bertitude, Scatterfold, bellabatt

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