Excel Twitter 20151204

Don’t let Excel force you to throw your laptop out the window! Perhaps some not-so-beautiful code could fix things for you. Or the dolphins could help.

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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• Guy asks for Info and updated numbers >send him excel worksheet with all the info >guy tells me he doesn’t need the worksheet, just #’s
• when one little thing doesn’t work on excel and you have no idea why and it makes you wanna throw your laptop out of the window
• Successfully created a somewhat convoluted pivot table. Celebrated. Then realized that my data meant very bad things. #sigh
• Things like excel and sap may make me furious. I should become a painter. Or work with dolphins. Yes, dolphins sound like a good idea.
• I either wake up with Nirvana in my head or my boss telling me the next excel/PPT I’ve to make
• “Excel crashes every time I import a worksheet.” “Ok, can you show me what happens?” “What the heck, it worked?!” “Yep.”
• I like Excel because I color code EVERYTHING! AD #shopyroo
• Is there a way to save an excel chart as a high-res jpg or gif? [no one start blah blah should’ve used something else, that will not help]
• Someone uninstall Excel from the face of the Earth right this minute. #ExcellHell #FML
• Must stop pointing to the ceiling with both hands when I complete an excel task #work
• All I’ve done today at work is open and close the same excel spreadsheet. #IDontKnowWhatImDoing
• Just taught my boss how to put formulas in an Excel spreadsheet. #Win
• In Excel, can someone model out the # of work hrs lost globally in the last decade due to excel crashing. Save frequently while doing it.
• Maybe it’s just that I’m very bad at #VisualBasic and #Excel, but my impression is that it’s very hard to write beautiful code with #VBA
• Just received a call asking me to add a column to an excel worksheet. How/Why is this person employed?
• That horrible moment when you’ve lost all the information that took 3 hours to find and sort … Stupid excel
• Learning to love Excel because my future depends on it

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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>Guy asks for Info and updated numbers >send him excel worksheet with all the info >guy tells me he doesn’t need the worksheet, just #’s

— Michael (@SpaceBoundBear) December 1, 2015

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when one little thing doesn’t work on excel and you have no idea why and it makes you wanna throw your laptop out of the window
— pati (@alIisonjanney) December 2, 2015

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Successfully created a somewhat convoluted pivot table. Celebrated. Then realized that my data meant very bad things. #sigh

— Candace (@candacebreiten) December 2, 2015

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I either wake up with Nirvana in my head or my boss telling me the next excel/PPT I’ve to make

— Voodoo (@ZosoCFC) December 2, 2015

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“Excel crashes every time I import a worksheet.” “Ok, can you show me what happens?” “What the heck, it worked?!” “Yep.”
— Gord Spence (@GordSpence) December 2, 2015

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I like Excel because I color code EVERYTHING! AD #shopyroo

— Lisa Samples (@lisasamples) December 2, 2015

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Is there a way to save an excel chart as a high-res jpg or gif? [no one start blah blah should’ve used something else, that will not help]
— Alice Cruickshank (@a_cruickshank) December 3, 2015

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Someone uninstall Excel from the face of the Earth right this minute. #ExcellHell #FML

— bells (@bellaswoosh) November 30, 2015

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Must stop pointing to the ceiling with both hands when I complete an excel task #work
— LondonHealthMum (@LondonHealthMum) December 3, 2015

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All I’ve done today at work is open and close the same excel spreadsheet. #IDontKnowWhatImDoing

— Cha(rizar)d Black (@Hoodie_Weather_) December 2, 2015

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Just taught my boss how to put formulas in an Excel spreadsheet. #Win
— Chelie in TX (@ChelieinTX) December 1, 2015

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In Excel, can someone model out the # of work hrs lost globally in the last decade due to excel crashing. Save frequently while doing it.

— Tyler Sean Palmer (@tweettsp) December 3, 2015

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Maybe it’s just that I’m very bad at #VisualBasic and #Excel, but my impression is that it’s very hard to write beautiful code with #VBA
— Oliver T. B. (@Tomcat0815) December 2, 2015

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Just received a call asking me to add a column to an excel worksheet. How/Why is this person employed?

— hexer611 (@hexer611) December 2, 2015

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That horrible moment when you’ve lost all the information that took 3 hours to find and sort … Stupid excel
— Chelsea Hertzog (@Chels_Hateless) December 2, 2015

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This Week’s Tweets By

SpaceBoundBear, alIisonjanney, candacebreiten, ZosoCFC, GordSpence, lisasamples, a_cruickshank, bellaswoosh, LondonHealthMum, Hoodie_Weather_, ChelieinTX, tweettsp, Tomcat0815, hexer611, Chels_Hateless

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