Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20151204

ByDebra Dalgleish

Don’t let Excel force you to throw your laptop out the window! Perhaps some not-so-beautiful code could fix things for you. Or the dolphins could help.

Learning to love Excel because my future depends on it http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.

  • Guy asks for Info and updated numbers >send him excel worksheet with all the info >guy tells me he doesn’t need the worksheet, just #’s
  • when one little thing doesn’t work on excel and you have no idea why and it makes you wanna throw your laptop out of the window
  • Successfully created a somewhat convoluted pivot table. Celebrated. Then realized that my data meant very bad things. #sigh
  • Things like excel and sap may make me furious. I should become a painter. Or work with dolphins. Yes, dolphins sound like a good idea.
  • I either wake up with Nirvana in my head or my boss telling me the next excel/PPT I’ve to make
  • “Excel crashes every time I import a worksheet.” “Ok, can you show me what happens?” “What the heck, it worked?!” “Yep.”
  • I like Excel because I color code EVERYTHING! AD #shopyroo
  • Is there a way to save an excel chart as a high-res jpg or gif? [no one start blah blah should’ve used something else, that will not help]
  • Someone uninstall Excel from the face of the Earth right this minute. #ExcellHell #FML
  • Must stop pointing to the ceiling with both hands when I complete an excel task #work
  • All I’ve done today at work is open and close the same excel spreadsheet. #IDontKnowWhatImDoing
  • Just taught my boss how to put formulas in an Excel spreadsheet. #Win
  • In Excel, can someone model out the # of work hrs lost globally in the last decade due to excel crashing. Save frequently while doing it.
  • Maybe it’s just that I’m very bad at #VisualBasic and #Excel, but my impression is that it’s very hard to write beautiful code with #VBA
  • Just received a call asking me to add a column to an excel worksheet. How/Why is this person employed?
  • That horrible moment when you’ve lost all the information that took 3 hours to find and sort … Stupid excel
  • Learning to love Excel because my future depends on it

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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Learning to love Excel because my future depends on it http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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This Week’s Tweets By

SpaceBoundBear, alIisonjanney, candacebreiten, ZosoCFC, GordSpence, lisasamples, a_cruickshank, bellaswoosh, LondonHealthMum, Hoodie_Weather_, ChelieinTX, tweettsp, Tomcat0815, hexer611, Chels_Hateless

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