Excel Twitter 20160129

If Excel’s stupid colours make you (or your friend) cry, a glass of wine might help. Or, as a last resort, try some pivot table pizza!

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This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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• When you do one pivot table and suddenly you’re the office Excel guru.
• Started work at 8am still working now…Having a glass of red whilst converting excel sheets makes it a little better!
• I have hidden the image of a slice of pizza in this pivot table and no one can take this away from me! NO ONE! #survivingthisday
• just finished a massive macro that saves me hours of work. i think i just gained a level in excel wizard
• Excel: WHY ARE YOU PICKING SUCH STUPID COLORS FOR MY DUAL AXIS GRAPHS TODAY?
• *opens excel work sheets* Hello darkness my old friend
• Every time Ive made an excel sheet + given it to someone new, Ive been asked, “How does your brain work?” Neutral tone. Unsure if good/bad.
• Finished a work project today. Excel file ended with 161 tabs. New personal record! #AnalystProblems #DataRich
• when you make a excel workbook and only one worksheet won’t work
• I struggled most of yesterday with a stupid Excel formula–BUT I CRACKED IT THIS MORNING. (This tweet brought to you by Too Much Coffee.)
• Accidentally emailed 19 excel files (16 pages each) to the printer at work instead of the CA and emailed the CA my boarding passes.
• Stupid Excel floating point arithmetic error almost got me in trouble with the wife >:[
• I don’t know why, but I have never been able to work Excel. If my life depended on me making a graph or anything, I’d be dead
• If I tell you that I’m doing data science in Excel/PowerBI/Query/Pivot and you don’t want to hire me, I don’t want to work for you either.
• Has anyone ever cried because Excel didn’t work properly? Asking for a friend…

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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When you do one pivot table and suddenly you’re the office Excel guru.

— Michael K. (@Knepherbird) January 22, 2016

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Started work at 8am still working now…Having a glass of red whilst converting excel sheets makes it a little better!

— Richard Stephenson (@RMPRichie) January 27, 2016

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I have hidden the image of a slice of pizza in this pivot table and no one can take this away from me! NO ONE! #survivingthisday

— Sam (@creeptasticsam) January 20, 2016

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just finished a massive macro that saves me hours of work. i think i just gained a level in excel wizard

— dinosaur bones (@mykie) January 27, 2016

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Excel: WHY ARE YOU PICKING SUCH STUPID COLORS FOR MY DUAL AXIS GRAPHS TODAY?

— Kevin (@kevinclosson) January 27, 2016

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*opens excel work sheets* Hello darkness my old friend

— Erica Liu (@ericaliuser) January 27, 2016

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Every time Ive made an excel sheet + given it to someone new, Ive been asked, “How does your brain work?” Neutral tone. Unsure if good/bad.

— Heidi (@goofwork) January 27, 2016

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Finished a work project today. Excel file ended with 161 tabs. New personal record! #AnalystProblems #DataRich

— Tom Kelly (@_TomKelly_) January 28, 2016

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when you make a excel workbook and only one worksheet won’t work

— Snipes (@Neeman_Marcus) January 27, 2016

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I struggled most of yesterday with a stupid Excel formula–BUT I CRACKED IT THIS MORNING. (This tweet brought to you by Too Much Coffee.)

— E.M. Caines (@EMCaines) January 26, 2016

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Accidentally emailed 19 excel files (16 pages each) to the printer at work instead of the CA and emailed the CA my boarding passes.

— Jayesh (@jayeshb) January 27, 2016

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Stupid Excel floating point arithmetic error almost got me in trouble with the wife >:[

— Jafaruddin Lie (@jafaruddinlie) January 26, 2016

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I don’t know why, but I have never been able to work Excel. If my life depended on me making a graph or anything, I’d be dead

— Professor Layton (@BriBunny5) January 28, 2016

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If I tell you that I’m doing data science in Excel/PowerBI/Query/Pivot and you don’t want to hire me, I don’t want to work for you either.

— Michael Roytman (@roytman) January 25, 2016

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Has anyone ever cried because Excel didn’t work properly? Asking for a friend…

— GauriW (@GauriW) January 28, 2016

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This Week’s Tweets By

Knepherbird, RMPRichie, creeptasticsam, mykie, kevinclosson, ericaliuser, goofwork, _TomKelly_, Neeman_Marcus, EMCaines, jayeshb, jafaruddinlie, BriBunny5, roytman, GauriW

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