Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20160304

ByDebra Dalgleish

If your boss is annoying you with Excel questions, maybe a Pivot Table will make you feel better. Or, run a mile before work, then spend the rest of the day hiding in your new Excel Batcave.

2016-Mar-24: Twitter has changed its feed (again), so I can’t efficiently collect new tweets for the weekly post. The feed used to show the user name and tweet — now it just shows the user name. Sigh. If the feed ever becomes usable again, or if I find a new way to collect tweets, I”ll start posting here again.

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.

  • Today I ran a mile before work and learned #excel match! This was a good day.
  • My favorite office game is seeing how many different colors I can fit into one excel document and still call it a color code system
  • I’m considering printing off the excel source code and burning it as a ritual sacrifice to the programming gods. #TraumaticTuesday
  • Feeling like Batman at work using the new black theme Microsoft rolled out for Excel yesterday
  • I don’t even do my own math work anymore.. excel does it for me
  • What’s this about “not enough memory,” Excel? Get some ginkgo biloba & let’s get back to work.
  • I should get paid extra for every time Boss MuckyMuck asks “how do you do that thing in Excel again?” #Sundayovertime
  • I used the OFFSET Excel function at work today so don’t try telling me it wasn’t an exciting day.
  • I’m eating chips, and ripping a poorly made pivot table to shreds
  • It took 13 minutes to open that Excel workbook. I haven’t switched back to the window yet, but I bet it’s just an ASCII middle finger.
  • When people send you a screenshot of their problem in an Excel workbook >>>>>
  • A microsoft employee counting to 20: 1,10,100,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,2,20 The filing system screwed up my code. #microsoft #excel #code
  • That happiness you feel when your code in excel works even if you have no idea how it works
  • Just made a highly detailed excel budget work sheet. I swear every day I am more like my mother. Lord help me.
  • Bad Mood, so I broke out the Pivot Tables. #Excel

Bad mood, so I broke out the Pivot Tables http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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Bad mood, so I broke out the Pivot Tables http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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This Week’s Tweets By

SoDangster, ThePockyX, nfellaby, trevorhuxham, _chelseaslife, YessMaam, jtlovell1979, Demiurge, x, EternalSites, LoikiOfAsgard, yagurltaydawn, The_BeerFairy

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