Are you saying “Thanks!” to the gods of Excel, or “Not today!”. And is it Pearl Jam, or lack of pivot tables, that will eventually kill you?
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- Thank god for Excel pivot tables. It’s likely I would be dead without them
- when you lay in bed trying to sleep and suddenly solve the problem you had in excel 9 hours earlier.
- I’m trying to re-write excel code but my coworker is listening to Pearl Jam and I want to die
- Excel you so stupid. You know very well I didn’t mean to copy a blank cell.
- Excel is maxing out 4 processors to create a pivot table on 300,000 rows of data. And 50 years ago we went to the moon with a calculator
- I’ve been staring at this excel workbook and decided that I’m not a magician.
- I love how excel keeps crashing from using copy/paste. This is totally not slowing down my day and driving me insane #gamedesign #gamedev
- Dreamt about my excel spreadsheet I need to complete at work today… any tips on how to #switchoff
- Yeah you’re basically set for life if you learn how to troubleshoot office macros and update excel code for new versions.
- Under 23y.o.;Excel is stupid, like, what is the point?Over 23y.o.; Marry me, Excel, you beautiful, organised creature.
- i saw a man wearing a shirt that said “i simply” & underneath it was the icon for microsoft excel. i love college (& puns)
- I made a really long, complicated formula work in Excel today and I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
- it deleted all my work and the pivot table I may or may not be yelling and sobbing while a confused dog stares at me
- I wish there was an excel function to solve every problem in my life
- And as the excel sheet refreshed data for the 1000th time, he looked at the pivot tab and said “not today”
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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Thank god for Excel pivot tables. It’s likely I would be dead without them
— Nikita Biryukov (@NikitaBiryukov_) November 1, 2016
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when you lay in bed trying to sleep and suddenly solve the problem you had in excel 9 hours earlier.
— ben (@bpweise) October 29, 2016
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I’m trying to re-write excel code but my coworker is listening to Pearl Jam and I want to die
— Gracie (@sorrypizza) October 31, 2016
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Excel you so stupid. You know very well I didn’t mean to copy a blank cell.
— BOO!-dy (@rudym55) November 1, 2016
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Excel is maxing out 4 processors to create a pivot table on 300,000 rows of data. And 50 years ago we went to the moon with a calculator
— Please don’t .@ me (@franksting) October 27, 2016
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I’ve been staring at this excel workbook and decided that I’m not a magician.
— Charms The Rapper (@tsaaarms) October 29, 2016
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I love how excel keeps crashing from using copy/paste. This is totally not slowing down my day and driving me insane #gamedesign #gamedev
— Ethan Levy (@FamousAspect) November 2, 2016
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Dreamt about my excel spreadsheet I need to complete at work today… any tips on how to #switchoff
— Davina Kumal (@DavinaKumal) November 3, 2016
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@SwiftOnSecurity Yeah you’re basically set for life if you learn how to troubleshoot office macros and update excel code for new versions.
— Against Police Judge (@TheMoatman) November 2, 2016
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Under 23y.o.: Excel is stupid, like, what is the point?
Over 23y.o.: Marry me, Excel, you beautiful, organised creature.— Muscovado (@__sha___) November 2, 2016
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i saw a man wearing a shirt that said “i simply” & underneath it was the icon for microsoft excel. i love college (& puns)
— Nicole Bloodgood (@NicoleNora5_) November 2, 2016
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I made a really long, complicated formula work in Excel today and I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
— SIQ™ (@Hunter_Slack) November 2, 2016
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it deleted all my work and the pivot table I may or may not be yelling and sobbing while a confused dog stares at me
— papadopoulos (@pdlmma) October 27, 2016
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I wish there was an excel function to solve every problem in my life
— Connor Quinn (@ConnorAQuinn) October 28, 2016
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And as the excel sheet refreshed data for the 1000th time, he looked at the pivot tab and said “not today”
— Austin Flaherty (@junotpn8r) October 27, 2016
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This Week’s Tweets By
Nikita Biryukov, Ben S. Pumpkins, Gracie, BOO!-dy, Not Frank, Charms The Rapper, Ethan Levy, Davina Kumal, Against Police Judge, Muscovado, Nicole Bloodgood, SIQ™, papadopoulos, Connor Quinn, Austin Flaherty
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