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Excel Twitter 20170428

This week, people are singing and dancing and dreaming about Excel. Just be sure to remember where to put your first and last names on the worksheet, or you might have to join the military.

Thanks to Bill Jelen (Mr. Excel) for recommending one of this week’s tweets. You can find more tweets, and great tips in his book: Mr. Excel XL – The 40 Greatest Excel Tips of All Time.

I try to break Microsoft Excel at least once a day http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.

  • Starting to wonder if my boss intentionally messes up Excel files just to see if I can fix them.
  • I’ve started dreaming of new excel formulas and they actually work, I can’t decide if this is a new high or low
  • Had a huge work project, spent 30 hours working in Excel. Was forced to take time off. Wrote Song, https://soundcloud.com/jrtop/excel-at-love …
  • Statistics has me ready to join the military. I know excel can do all the work that they make us do by hand.
  • Nothing kills my motivation to work at the end of the day like accidentally escaping out of a long excel formula right at the end….
  • Been having stupid frustrating dreams again. Worse: they’re not about Excel spreadsheets or catchy music this time.
  • I love to get into the office early so I can listen to podcasts and privately struggle with Excel
  • I managed to be nice in work for 22 mins – then someone told me they’d struggle to copy & paste from one excel to another and I was done
  • In my line of work I try to break Microsoft Excel at least once a day or I feel like I wasn’t working hard enough.
  • The moment you realize your entire work last month was about setting up excel dashboards just to be asked to make even more
  • When you think about a #function for 15 minutes & then remember that what you are looking for is a pivot table @DanLammerhirt #datageek
  • Just did some Excel work that I was so pleased with, it warranted a little dance in the corridor.
  • Never underestimate the power of someone asking you to work Excel magic on a spreadsheet to lift your mood.
  • I don’t think I emphasized quite enough in this tweet the extent to which I hate VLOOKUP and hate how it’s documented. It is. Really bad.
  • If you’re too stupid to put your first and last names in the correct spots on an Excel sheet, you probably shouldn’t be graduating…

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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This Week’s Tweets By

Evan S., J.R. Top, Ahniya , Zubat, wildweasel , Carly, Andy, Ben Sommer, Nicolas Verpile, Mor Rubinstein, Sam Monteath, Elizabeth, Jackie Cohen, Mark

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