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Excel Twitter 20171013

If pivot tables make you cry, don’t put them on your resume. Those Wall Street guys won’t like it. Just have some sushi, then make a Gantt chart instead.

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  • I just cried over a pivot table. Is it the weekend yet?
  • I love this new Excel feature of Not Being Able To Print Anything Anymore.
  • I use the concatenate function in excel to write code more quickly can I also be a polymath or does that make me a loser unaware of looping?
  • My love for Excel has me constantly questioning how I ended up in law school.
  • Made my first Gantt chart in Excel so I’m gonna add “Project Management” to my CV
  • When you’re put in a 2 hour meeting that could have been an email and a pivot table
  • Yo girl doesn’t love you if she’s never sent you a text through Excel
  • If I were a boss, I’d hire the honest guy who says he’s only okay at excel on his resume
  • @L_DiPaolo My campaign to have Microsoft remove pie chart capability from Excel has not yet worked sadly.
  • TFW you try using a new function in Excel, and you get it to work way quicker than you expected. #NerdLife
  • I love dealing with Wall St. guys that write out the questions for an interview in an Excel spreadsheet.
  • My boss thinks I’m amazing because I copy & paste things in excel and send them back really quickly.
  • @meganavery_xo I would rather be at work. I love Microsoft Excel and the economy. And sushi.
  • New work autoreply – “I’m afraid your data query has been rejected due to… YOUR POOR EXCEL USAGE. You may never contact me again. Ever.”
  • Excel is my love language

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