Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20180119

ByDebra Dalgleish

Don’t try to fix your old Excel macros, if an IF formula gives you a headache. Just hit the Send Email button, and unload the problem on somebody else. And remember to use the Comic Sans font!

Decipher an Excel macro you wrote 5 years ago http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • I remember when the If function on excel was my biggest problem in life
  • haven’t saved an excel workbook in 2 years; just use the ‘send email’ in the quick toolbar. 500 sent emails with ‘book1.xlsx’
  • Couldn’t answer an excel question at work; I am pointless and should be made redundant
  • Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of data yearning to breathe free, and I shall build a pivot table to give it meaning.
  • I get way too much enjoyment finding ways to make work more efficient with formulas in excel
  • Excel tip learnt. Can’t undo if you delete a worksheet.
  • When your boss prints out a pivot table and hands it out to everyone in the meeting. I thought I was going to have to kill myself in the meeting to prove a point.
  • This snow day is brought to you by my work excel sheet with over 20,000 entries attempting to re-calculate when I add to it #currently35percent
  • I wrote an excel macro two years ago that gets used a bunch at my office and I had to fix a problem with it the other week. It was like untangling the gordian knot
  • Me, an "adult": Yes I can totally do this, and color code it too, it will be before the due date and under budget!!Also me: *googles how to spell excel*
  • The boss’ Excel skills #ScaryIn4Words
  • I believe pivot tables solve all problems in Excel. I also believe pivot tables solve all problems generally.
  • Me: I’m going to learn to code and become an analytics wizard Also Me: Excel formulas give me headaches, what the hell is an if function
  • I open my work email to an Excel document formatted in Comic Sans MS. Today is hereby cancelled.

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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Deciphering an Excel macro you wrote 5 years ago http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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This Week’s Tweets By

man’s not hot, Ryan, Paddy , Michael , Liv, Abhishttu, angryrse, Chloe Farmer, Snazzy @TFF, Robin wires, Jenny, Jocelyn Steinberg, Jeff Veillette, CMDR Beverly Crusher

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