Excel Twitter 20180209
Valentine’s Day is coming up next week, so use your Excel skills to impress your sweetheart. Or, make a car out of cardboard, and fill it with cheesy jokes. Whatever works for you!
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- EXCEL, WHY WON’T YOU MAKE THE NUMBERS WORK?
- excel will never be a breeze. ever. and just when you think you’re fine someone will ask you to make a pivot table agh
- Me: Taking an Advanced Excel course would probably be beneficial in my current line of work.*enrolls in a Dino Paleobiology course instead*
- This girl at work was like, “any excuse to make an excel spreadsheet, I’m gonna do it”. I’ve never related to anyone more.
- You know what I use? Excel. I know it’s old school but nothing ever beats Excel. I’ve got pivot tables, can create charts, etc. And it doesn’t call or email me
- Swear I spend half my life Googling how to do things in Excel and I work in IT
- Excel formulas are infuriating, primitive nonsense… but so satisfying when they work. It’s like building a functioning car out of cardboard.
- Does anyone else get really excited when they learn a new Microsoft Excel formula that makes your work life 1000x easier? #corporatelife
- Is it considered job security if you get random emails asking to help do excel stuff for people in all departments of your work?
- ProTip: If you try to pivot a 149MB #Excel document, a man from @Office will literally drop in to your location via drone and laugh at you.
- I just had one of those old school “Excel Ate My Homework” crashes, whew. Like, that work is GONE gone.
- Me: Should I wear this to the bar?Roommate: Nothing says I can work a mean Excel spreadsheet like a quarter zip sweater.
- I started hiding cheesy jokes in excel files everyone hates using at work. A month later, someone finally found one – it was much appreciated
- The geeky strategy guy at work did things with Excel yesterday that are – frankly – supernatural and now I fancy him.
- My life is a mixture of Pivot Tables, weird excel formulas and sadness
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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EXCEL, WHY WON’T YOU MAKE THE NUMBERS WORK?
— José (@_NoWay_Jose) February 6, 2018
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excel will never be a breeze. ever. and just when you think you’re fine someone will ask you to make a pivot table agh https://t.co/RgzpXBJEmA
— foyinsola ✨ (@foyinog) February 2, 2018
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Me: Taking an Advanced Excel course would probably be beneficial in my current line of work.
*enrolls in a Dino Paleobiology course instead*
— Jes (@AtomicJes) February 7, 2018
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This girl at work was like, “any excuse to make an excel spreadsheet, I’m gonna do it”. I’ve never related to anyone more.
— cassidy (@CassidyShumaker) February 3, 2018
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You know what I use? Excel. I know it’s old school but nothing ever beats Excel. I’ve got pivot tables, can create charts, etc. And it doesn’t call or email me
— Chief Mom Officer (@LizOfficer) February 6, 2018
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Swear I spend half my life Googling how to do things in Excel and I work in IT
— Liv Tomlinson (@Livt18) February 8, 2018
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Excel formulas are infuriating, primitive nonsense… but so satisfying when they work. It’s like building a functioning car out of cardboard.
— Brent Ellison (@pulsemeat) February 6, 2018
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Does anyone else get really excited when they learn a new Microsoft Excel formula that makes your work life 1000x easier? #corporatelife
— Lindsey Lazarte (@Lindseyruns) February 7, 2018
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Is it considered job security if you get random emails asking to help do excel stuff for people in all departments of your work?
— John the Ryu Narum (@EyeconicOrient) February 6, 2018
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ProTip: If you try to pivot a 149MB #Excel document, a man from @Office will literally drop in to your location via drone and laugh at you.
— Malia (@heymally) February 1, 2018
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I just had one of those old school “Excel Ate My Homework” crashes, whew. Like, that work is GONE gone.
— Vicky Harp (@vickyharp) February 8, 2018
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Me: Should I wear this to the bar?
Roommate: Nothing says I can work a mean Excel spreadsheet like a quarter zip sweater.
— Cole Tippit (@ColeTippit) February 7, 2018
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I started hiding cheesy jokes in excel files everyone hates using at work. A month later, someone finally found one – it was much appreciated
— Alex (@alexcarlton) February 2, 2018
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The geeky strategy guy at work did things with Excel yesterday that are – frankly – supernatural and now I fancy him.
— bluesoup (@bluesoup) February 2, 2018
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My life is a mixture of Pivot Tables, weird excel formulas and sadness
— José Arambula (@Pipearambula) February 2, 2018
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This Week’s Tweets By
José, foyinsola , Jes, cassidy, Chief Mom Officer, Liv Tomlinson, Brent Ellison, Lindsey Lazarte, John the Ryu Narum, Malia, Vicky Harp, Cole Tippit, Alex, bluesoup, José Arambula
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