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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180518

ByDebra Dalgleish

Are spiders guarding your spreadsheets? Does that idea give you nightmares, or is that less frightening than working on someone else’s Excel workbook?

Waiting for Excel to start again

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • Every 6 months or so I try using a #PivotTable. About an hour later I’m wishing my short-term memory was longer than 5.5 months.
  • Well there’s your problem lol. Other people’s excel documents are my nightmare.
  • Editing my thesis Time spent on actual changes: 5%Time spent waiting for Powepoint and Excel to reboot after crashing due to their apparent inability to handle simple formatting changes: 95%I’d make this into a pie chart but it would take an additional 45 minutes.
  • My boss compared to me Han Solo because I formatted his Excel spreadsheet and that’s my whole grad school application right there.
  • Achievement Unlocked! “In Excelsis Deo: Your exotic conditional formatting code made Excel ascend to reside among the angels!”
  • a) I actually love Excelb) I feel procrastinating does not get the credit it deserves
  • My sister walked me through a step-by-step solution to an irritating Excel pivot table problem, on the phone without looking at Excel. Jaw-dropping
  • My Excel sheet of the 90’s gaming mags in my parents garage. I would love to read back through them but…a)there’s a lot…b)spiders guard them #retrogaming #retrogamer #retrogame
  • Me: *screams at Excel*Boss: Well, what about this completely obvious thing?Me: …….Me: ……Me: THANK YOU. *growl*
  • The older I get the more I love excel. It’s just so adaptable!!
  • I just sent my boss an excel sheet y’all. Officially a supervisor.
  • I just told excel to calculate a chart on 86000+ samples and it’s going about as well as you can imagine.

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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This Week’s Tweets By

Ady Coles, EvolvingWild, Melissa, Zach Meskell, Mark Kriegsman, Rebecca Smedley, Patricia Treble, Lionbum, Shiloh Carroll, turnip shepherd, Cam G, Ben Jackson

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