Excel Tweets Roundup 20181012

Can your cat make a pivot table? Were the Jackson 5 singing about Excel? Do your Excel workbooks have fancy moving parts?

This Week’s Tweets

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At least 30% of my job is making excel spreadsheets to prove my boss’s wife wrong

— Danielle Allen (@AllenNelly) October 9, 2018

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On this day in 1970, “ABC” by the #Jackson5 was released.
It would go on to top the charts as the first ever song about #Excel Spreadsheets. pic.twitter.com/K8aQj2YMAk

— The Pommy Gooner (@PommyGooner) October 8, 2018

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#ExcelCallForHelp As I embark on my 10millionth Excel pivot, I send a small prayer that the system will have learned to assume “sum” instead of “count”. Is this an option? Can someone teach me?

— Molly McCarty (@Molly_McCarty) October 11, 2018

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I swear my cat could walk across my laptop and it would some how pull up an extremely detailed pivot chart in excel of how his day went and how he spent it

— A$AP DelMoney (@amanda_delmonte) October 10, 2018

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I’m at the day job on four hours of sleep. I’m also training a new hire whose resume states she knows Excel when in fact, she doesn’t know basic formatting in Excel. Her previous work experience doing this type of job is also very suspect.

Pray for me.

— Dee Haunted House (@dee_carney) October 11, 2018

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my boss is actually such an accountant. you’ll go to him to ask one tiny question, he’ll create an excel spreadsheets and put every possible formula you’ve ever seen just to explain how 1 + 1 equals two. i’m inspired.

— Lesedi S. (@Lesedii_28) October 8, 2018

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If I had to pick the big accomplishment for the week… Shift + F11 opens a new worksheet in excel, Alt + H + O + R renames the sheet, and Alt + H + O + M allows you to copy or move said new sheet. You’re welcome

— Sparky (@thesparky) October 6, 2018

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Today I created a bar chart from a pivot table #skillsthatpaythebills #winning #excel

— Dancing Bear (@Gwinster11) October 10, 2018

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When excel all of the sudden decides it doesn’t want to work anymore and I lose pretty much all of my work log from the day. pic.twitter.com/BZSJnJFAHo

— Lauren G (@lgibbys) October 11, 2018

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I got asked by my boss to do an excel spreadsheet. I used to hate doing them but I’ve actually done quite a sexy one with loads of formulas and moving parts .

I am getting old

— Emlyn Akoto-Dwemoh (@EmlynAD) October 11, 2018

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