Excel Tweets Roundup 20181026
Do you ever work on old Excel files accidentally? Is your bad behaviour corrupting Excel? Make a few pivot table jokes and you might feel giddy again.
This Week’s Tweets
Here are my favourite tweets, from this week’s collection.
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I do NOT understand how anyone can do political comedy every day. Trying to imagine looking at Excel every day and needing to make pivot tables funny and that doesn’t even involve my survival.
— Brandi, #1 Fan of Cloaks. (@ItsTheBrandi) October 25, 2018
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So I’m told social media does not help your mental health and it is suggested that deleting social media can make you happier. I guess I understand, but when I am at work, staring at excel spreadsheets does not exactly make me giddy and forget talking to people.
— G (@g_thang__) October 25, 2018
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I just got a call from a coworker who said she needed my help because she’s trying to print an excel file and “it like prints on like 7 pages” and she “has tried like a million things but doesn’t have any more time to work on it”
..why do we pay you pic.twitter.com/FDgSRvht3I— noelle forgach (@khaleesinoelle) October 24, 2018
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Is that when you fold the excel worksheet in half so that no matter how you try to open it you can’t?
— Julie Higgins (@Julie_A_Higgins) October 23, 2018
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Real slow at work so me and my coworker are rolling his dnd dice over and over and analyzing the results in excel because he is convinced they are weighted improperly YA KNO like ya do
— Kallie (@KFilanda) October 24, 2018
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Had a small panic attack because I got an email stating a huge project was due tomorrow when I thought it was due next week. 4 hours of panicked excel work later… receive an email that the previous email was a mistake.
— Andrew Ingram (@IngramAC) October 25, 2018
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I’m not going to lie, either. The thing I was absorbed in was updating my Pokémon Excel workbook to be more efficient.
— Eb the Pumpkin (@EbThen) October 25, 2018
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I had to show a coworker how to make a pivot table in excel pic.twitter.com/WfXJCfkSzT
— The Farmer (@Jbug33) October 24, 2018
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Me : *Spent hours of performing audit work presentation in excel w high integrity & honesty, & lots of data input, then click save & close the excel*
Me: *Opens it back*
Excel: “This file is corrupted”
Me: How dare you accuse me of such thing pic.twitter.com/3x7puLHiSz
— SyahmiSuhardy (@SyahmiSuhardy) October 25, 2018
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Updating an excel workbook. Halfway thru the 15th tab, realised there is another copy which is more updated. Fml. #thestruggleisreal
— Yoong (@pseudolokun) October 25, 2018
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