Excel Tweets Roundup 20181207
Honestly, could you work with people who don’t use INDEX/MATCH? They probably don’t like pivot tables either, I’m sure they never save their work, and all their data is stored in giant, messy piles.
This Week’s Tweets
Here are my favourite tweets, from this week’s collection.
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I’ve reached a new level of #cubelife where instead of using a calculator i’ll open up an excel to solve a simple addition problem
— robert shmurda (@OC_Knows) December 5, 2018
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Been surfing Youtube tonight. Started by googling Farming Simulator 19 gameplay and 2 hours later I’m learning advance Excel pivot table techniques….wtf
— Kiwi Mace (@kiwimace77) December 5, 2018
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I used to have a pivot table, as a kid! pic.twitter.com/j7QQlIeVV6
— Mav (@TheMaverick21) December 6, 2018
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it’s now a habit for me to press ‘ctrl s’ every few minutes.. Traumatized from that one time event of me clicking ‘don’t save’ by mistake after i’ve made some major changes in the excel document for almost one freaking day at work
— Qila (@keylaexo) December 6, 2018
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Spent 25 minutes on a client call trying to figure out how to color code a very simple excel file. Friends, corporate culture is GREAT
— James Cat-Yule Log (@JamesCatullo) December 4, 2018
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Co-worker Jeff: “I’m Google in the streets and Microsoft in the sheets!”
The rest of us: *blank stares*
Co-worker Jeff: *points excitedly to Google Maps on one monitor and Microsoft Excel on the other*
Boss: “Did you come up with that one all by yourself?”— Fredelas (@BrandywineFred) December 3, 2018
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I work with people who do such horrible things to data within Excel that the only way for me to ensure it’s really text is to copy it all to notepad and back into a new Excel workbook
— Turtle52 (@Turtle502) December 5, 2018
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me: let’s add code to this excel sheet
my brain: pic.twitter.com/DVJYQVsvH4— ko “that’s it” bragg. (@keaux_) December 5, 2018
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rocking a low ponytail at work today. current emotions:
– hoping it looks trendy/stays in place
– fearful that I look like a colonial boy from the 1700s plugging away at excel sheets— Gina McNamara (@genebean14) December 6, 2018
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Gotta love when somebody hand you an excel workbook full of unclean, unstructured data and asks you to sift through the file and compare it to a database that it is not at all related to but might have some similarities with in order to remove duplicates…..yeah thats gonna work
— Ben_Ekberg (@Ben_40DU) December 4, 2018
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My boss’ boss sent us an excel doc that we’re supposed to fill out about our detailed hour-to-hour daily activities … what’s a professional way to put down “mental breakdown”, “Netflix break”, and “snack run”
— Ale ✨ (@ShortStuff_Ale) December 4, 2018
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And how am I suppose to care now, that my boss needs an Excel file showing some “important” data. The. Planet. Is. Dying. https://t.co/YVEyuUM5pB
— MajaPeharc (@MajaPeharc) December 4, 2018
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Idk how I work with people who’ve gone their whole professional careers without being able to index match in excel…
— Gennesis (@QuieroTacoBelle) December 5, 2018
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Meet Sarah, 38, Vice Principal in charge of assessments and data. This is her third night in a row manipulating data on Excel. Something is wrong with her pivot table & she doesn’t know what. She only did her training yesterday. pic.twitter.com/bDITZnV2ve
— Gwenold (@Gwenelope) December 5, 2018
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