Excel Tweets Roundup 20190510
Why does Excel crash when you click the Save button? Don’t cry, just do some worksheet formatting, and pretend Excel is an adult colouring book.
This Week’s Tweets
Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.
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Is there anything more satisfying than a pimped out, beautifully organized Excel workbook? No, no I think not.
— Becca M. (@beccam724) May 8, 2019
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When I became a manager, I asked my boss for management training. He said, “learn everything about Excel.” At the time I laughed, but the reality is that management is mostly updating spreadsheets.
— my name is shoe 👟 (@mynameis_shoe) May 6, 2019
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Remoting into my work computer from the branch library today…trying to highlight duplicate values in Excel & sort but 1) over 6000 rows + 2)not sorting corresponding rows + 3)OLD desktop on this end + 4) it is seriously 60° in here=
I WANT TO CRY and also eat carbs pic.twitter.com/wfT6lIe79E
— 🔮Can We Panic Now?🌒🌕🌘Curiousity Detective🕶️ (@FarFlungHope5) May 8, 2019
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I think my favorite thing in the world is when Excel crashes after I click the save button and all my work is lost because I am trying to not lose all my work.
— Mother of Cats, Breaker of Bank Accounts ©️ (@schneeblymagoo) May 9, 2019
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3 pet peeves:
1. Misuse of the word pet peeve. It has to be idiosyncratic, preferably neurotic. (“Arrogance” cannot be a pet peeve.)
2. A blank worksheet in an Excel workbook.
3. A tab in an Excel worksheet still displaying the default label (“Sheet 2”).
— Genevieve Signoret (@gsignoret) May 1, 2019
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People wanting to code without coding is how we got all these Excel monstrosities
— [REDACTED] (@TracerPing) May 9, 2019
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I had an co-worker who removed keys from the keyboard because they interfered with her excel work.
— Michael Dervin (@mdervin) May 9, 2019
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When you finally get your excel formulas to work pic.twitter.com/4D3xrqaaaR
— Matt (@mattsavvy) May 9, 2019
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Every time I open a new Excel spreadsheet –
1. Select All
2. Arial Size 9
3. Zoom Out 75%
4. Column Width 8
5. Begin Work
— damnPEx (@damnPEx) May 9, 2019
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I think my work day is equally broken up into
1) answering and sending emails
2) waiting for Excel to stop freezing
3) making a screaming expression but not actually screaming at myself in the bathroom mirror
4) convincing coworkers we need o go to happy hour
— Chris Gonzalez (@livesinpages) May 8, 2019
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just realized that my version of coloring in an adult coloring book is formatting an excel workbook, ,, damn
— Mack (@mickeyjanelle) May 7, 2019
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It’s true though. Whatever system you code, someone will ask if you if you can export it to Excel pic.twitter.com/nvc97juFSa
— Buck Woody (@BuckWoodyMSFT) May 8, 2019
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Okay, Excel. I apologise for every slur I’ve ever uttered against you. Your map charts are not perfect but extremely close. Well done.
— K’Dala (@KDala) May 7, 2019
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Before my first at bat at work softball my boss whispered “we know you don’t know how to use excel”. So basically I have to hit dingers to save my job
— Michael Graham (@michaelg2424) May 8, 2019
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Excel Tweets Roundup
Thanks for reading this week’s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?
Excel makes me want to cry and eat carbs
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