Excel Tweets Roundup 20190823
Are you more likely to be killed by a rattlesnake or a spreadsheet? If you’d rather not think about that, just watch this music video about charts, to help you relax.
This Week’s Tweets
Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.
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New recipe sheets at work that look like a kid from middle school just discovered an excel spreadsheet for the first time.
— Sage Philips (@SagePhilips7) August 21, 2019
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I still use Casio at work when Excel decides to be moody… https://t.co/foJpTnRV8U
— #BeatBaker (@redwire_vxiii) August 21, 2019
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I’ve literally never received a spreadsheet at work and thought “This person knows what they’re doing, they’ve clearly used Excel at least once in their life.”
— jf (@nomdepepier) August 21, 2019
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I give myself 10 seconds each morning to scream, “Pivot” in my head to get it out of my system and then I open my excel.
— edna mode (@PrachiShirole) August 22, 2019
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Our 3 year old requested a weird Science show w breakfast this morning. Now this music video about #charts has me jacked up to work in Excel today 🤓😎 pic.twitter.com/rRIOnu9ixF
— Eric Nelson (@FANgeopolitics) August 22, 2019
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Outlook and Excel have died on my work computer. I feel like half my brain is missing.
— Paul “Woolly Rhinoceros” J (@maxcelcat) August 22, 2019
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Work has been so slow I made spreadsheets to see exactly how long it’ll take to pay off my student loans. So now I’m skilled in Excel and applying to new jobs 😂
— Cassandra Martinez (@CaseyC110) August 21, 2019
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I work from home and look like a sloth 5 days a week. Also, the spreadsheets are trying to kill you. My eyes are screwed from excel sheets.
— lifekicksmeintheass (@stephrtn) August 21, 2019
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I got into work AN HOUR EARLY because I was so stressed about my dog, and I got lost in excel vba and left ON TIME. Why, macros? Why?
— Hey! Please don’t vote CPC 🇨🇦 (@HeyItsCrystal) August 20, 2019
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I’ve spent most of my day staring at Excel and bashing my head off the wall.
Got things to work though \o/ Success!
— Stef Dolan (@Lyra_Wolf) August 21, 2019
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There is no satisfaction greater than struggling with an Excel formula and finally getting it to work.
— Sandra -Amazon FC Ambassador (@LoveMyFriendz69) August 20, 2019
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A movie where a ghost has unfinished business but it’s some routine office work like Excel spreadsheets for his boss
— John Brhel (@johnbrhel) August 20, 2019
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Signed up for a rattlesnake awareness course at work bc apparently my office job is knee-deep in rattlesnakes. Come, rattlesnake coworkers, teach me the ways of the Excel spreadsheet.
— Liz Breazeale (@LizBreazeale) August 20, 2019
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In an all-day Excel training and super aware of how valuable this info is to my work and yet also how mundane and trivial my cubicle life has become.. 🙅🏻♀️
— Crystal Sanchez (@cristalyze) August 21, 2019
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Dear Excel,
You don’t know me, and I don’t know you. But for the love of all that is good in the world, please make my pivot tables work properly, and in less than 3 hrs.
Thank you.
— Lilithrevised (@Lilithrevised) August 21, 2019
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Using notepad++ and Excel at work in tandem pic.twitter.com/I5hODC2vi7
— Dynasty intro (@PYTH0N1C) August 21, 2019
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they were excel tears (70% water, 5% salt, 25% pivot tables)
— Shirsho Dasgupta (@ShirshoD) August 21, 2019
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Excel Tweets Roundup
Thanks for reading this week’s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?
My Excel tears are 30% lookup formulas
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