Excel Tweets Roundup 20191206
Should a co-worker be arrested, if they lied about their pivot table skills? Should you call Bill Gates to report it? Anyway, don’t spend all day admiring your Excel charts, even if they’re the first thing you think about every day.
This Week’s Tweets
Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.
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my boss: hey you said you were proficient in excel right?
me: …are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?
— () (@datflipkidd) December 5, 2019
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So I exported an excel spreadsheet to a PDF at work without anyone’s help and I told my coworker “just call me Bill Nye” and she chuckled (out of pity I’m sure) and then I realized when I got back to my desk I meant to say Bill Gates.
— allison (@alliekat5eva) December 5, 2019
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Work as a consultant and you would be amazed as to what some places use excel for.
— Zach Ausmus (@zachausmus) December 4, 2019
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@msexcel it about time excel was able to open two work books with the same name
— J. (@MissJay91) December 4, 2019
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Me pointin the Feds to Karen’s desk after she asks what a pivot table is after putting excel in her resume https://t.co/GczJmEBnz5 pic.twitter.com/GDfgRg3wB6
— Ibk (@SayTheLetters) December 5, 2019
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Just been asked to fill out an excel spreadsheet with which bank holidays I’m willing to work and honestly I feel like I’m planning my own funeral
— Cate in the Kitchen (@catekitchen) December 4, 2019
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idk what i spend more time on at work, admiring my perfect excel graphs or twitter
— Marxist-Leninists for Pete (@lilcloutfarmer) December 4, 2019
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I used to teach it trainings and meetups “way back when” that Power BI is essentially 3 kids in a trench coat. Power Query (M), Power Pivot (DAX) and Power View (charts) were all Excel add-ins (native or 3rd party) between 2010 (‘11?) and ‘13. Power BI is all that, minus Excel.
— Taras Kaduk (@taraskaduk) December 5, 2019
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The first thing i thought about when i woke up was making an excel sheet for work. Pretty much sums up the sadness that is my life these days.
— Haifa (@h24_88) December 5, 2019
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Me when I unplug my mouse to work on excel #AllINeedIsAKeyboard pic.twitter.com/MAblqlQMXs
— Rhyse F Nier (@NierRhyse) December 4, 2019
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current status: trying to program chess in excel (during work hours)
— lagarto parrudao (@drunkdragoninn) December 5, 2019
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I dunno getting anything to work in excel that isn’t super basic is pretty epic for me …. I made lines change color based on the text in 1 cell the other day … I was like “This is the best thing I have ever done, it will never be topped”
— FirstOni (@firstoni) December 5, 2019
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Talking my boss through navigating multiple tabs in an Excel file via text will never get less hilarious
— sky surfing on my sword, nbd (@mizubyte) December 4, 2019
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This guy I work with told me “ you’re just a business major you won’t know what to do” as he was asking about help with EXCEL. I knew exactly what to do but I sat here like pic.twitter.com/oDf9QHPXbq
— Morgan (@morgan_staff) December 5, 2019
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Excel Tweets Roundup
Thanks for reading this week’s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?
“Said he was an Excel expert. Couldn’t make a pivot table!”
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