Excel Tweets Roundup 20200228

Could you date someone who doesn’t have a favourite formula? What about someone who uses their Excel powers for evil? Maybe you’re better off with someone who doesn’t even understand your love for Excel.

This Week’s Tweets

Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.

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My love for excel spreadsheets is troubling to most people and I accept that.

— Bob Merger (@MergerBob) February 27, 2020

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This is solid advice for any situation where one person does work critical to business operations.

I just had to rewrite a 1000-line Excel macro from scratch because the guy that wrote the original in 2006 didn’t document and must have been an end-stage syphilitic monkey.

— Totally Not A Russian Trollbot (@NotAPreppie) February 26, 2020

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Me: *comes in to work early to work on a task*

*opens the excel document*

“This document is read only because *your boss* still has it open”

…I came in early for nothing pic.twitter.com/mgjpLATimf

— Mike Smith (@mik35mith) February 26, 2020

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co-workers think im a savant because i know how excel formulas work

— gigi ⚡ (@lqgeeg) February 26, 2020

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The most brutal interview I’ve been a part of on the hiring side was when my boss asked this young CS graduate what Microsoft Excel was and asked him to describe how it works.

— Jonathan Weier (@classicweier) February 26, 2020

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Problems I never thought I would have but now do:
-my cat walking over my keyboard and crashing my excel spreadsheet.
-my cats meowing during a conference call

— Katie (@KTCrimson) February 27, 2020

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someone make excel tetris so it looks like I’m rearranging cells of important Data Numbers Business when my brain isn’t working at work please

— carina hsieh (@carinahsieh) February 27, 2020

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I used to love my chunky noisy desktop calculator with the paper rolls. I used to think I was so cool sitting in my big office with that.
Took me forever to do calculations prior to #excel coming out … showing my age hahaha pic.twitter.com/gYayJTDLO9

— Lielette Calleja (@LieletteCalleja) February 27, 2020

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Getting Older:
Me, 5 years ago: Excel spreadsheets are stupid
Me, this AM: Excel spreadsheets are incredible
Me, this PM: Is there life beyond excel spreadsheets? Does such a life exist? Nay, I will likely end my days staring at the rows & columns that extend beyond the sunset.

— Armando Moritz-Chapelliquen (@ThatArmandoMC) February 25, 2020

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My inner Excel nerd is SO happy someone is finally talking about what matters. We’d use our conditional formatting powers for good, not evil, or at least not stupid. We care about defined parameters! Those determining who should validly get funding, or spreadsheet setup! #auspol

— Claire Egan (@clairejegan) February 27, 2020

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Me -boss: “yeah! I have the spreadsheet I made for the expense report, let me open it for you”
Clicks spreadsheet
boss over me, waiting
excel won’t open it.
Me nervously exiting all other opened spreadsheets.
3 min later..Excel finally opens.

Me: tired&sweaty. #introvertlife pic.twitter.com/XFH6xtlGYe

— sterls (@sterls6) February 26, 2020

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Frankly I’ll take Excel’s janky resizing over the fact that Numbers chokes on small spreadsheets and still doesn’t have pivot tables. It does pretty graphs though.

— Stephen Darlington (@sdarlington) February 27, 2020

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I matched with this guy on bumble and his profile said he really liked Excel so I asked him what his favourite formula was and he unmatched me

— Philippa (@Sketterss) February 26, 2020

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You ever wanna bond with someone at work, just complain about using excel. Works without fail

— Ajay Patel (@ajayp105) February 26, 2020

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Excel Tweets Roundup

Thanks for reading this week’s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?

He doesn’t even have a favourite Excel formula!

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