Excel Twitter 20120806

excel training brochureIf someone leaves an Excel training brochure on your office chair today, just ignore it. You’re only having trouble because the coffee isn’t working.

  • If they had an Excel spreadsheet pivot table making competition, I might watch more. #London2012
  • Just spent way too long making up an Excel workbook for budgeting throughout the year. I better use it…
  • Came back to work & found someone had put brochure for Excel training course on my chair. I get the hint. 🙂
  • The way I’ve actually done no work today is a disgrace, I’ve literally sat with excel open making colourful patterns with highlighters.
  • Who else gets excited when vba code finally works?!?!? #excel #vba #8000rowsofdata
  • To the dude who invented charts in Excel, I hate you. And also, you suck.
  • coffee aint’ working today…might have something to do with the fact i was staring into a spreadsheet until 3.30am….
  • Excel spreadsheet?! Dude, you have the power to woo and you didn’t even realise it. Ladies love Excel spreadsheets!
  • If you treat Excel spreadsheets like it’s 1984, it’s time to retire. The formulas will do the work for you (better yet… use a database).
  • I just realized Excel is my master tool at work. 1st thing I use and work with during the whole day, regardless of the task #myfacts
  • The new girl at work is in love with me she asked me if she’s doing her excel spreadsheet right…hey you’re cute too
  • I just lost some data from my Excel Spreadsheet. I have no idea how this happen. Evidently with Excel all things are possible.
  • An excel spreadsheet, John Coltrane, and a cup of coffee is what my morning consists of.
  • I was just complimented on my very organized and neat Excel spreadsheet. It’s a good day.
  • Excel’s flash fill feature is ridonkulous. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I can’t wait to use that spreadsheet program.
  • I must be doing something awesome with this spreadsheet because I keep crashing Excel.
  • I am working on inventing an excel spreadsheet that talks to the user. But everything it says sounds so calculated.

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