Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120807

imageIf you’re going to dream about pivot tables, make sure you get them working right, and give yourself a few stars when you finish them.

  • I’d like to see any of these so-called Olympians do a VLOOKUP or manage a pivot table.
  • #LearnedInGradSchool An Excel spreadsheet brings clarity to any situation. For example, today I learned just how far in debt I am.
  • Best pickup line of the night: "I am kind of a nerd…I love working with excel" #swag
  • Bore at work again. I made an excel sheet with the green flag times for the rest of the NASCAR season. Tired of missing the start of races.
  • Don’t know how I go into a habit of checking Sheet2 and Sheet3 for any stuff, first thing whenever I open an excel workbook.
  • Financial modeling and planning in Excel…. like a boss! A nerdy, detail-obsessed, macro-using boss.
  • I can’t believe that in Office2013 you still can’t allow more than one user to edit an Excel spreadsheet at once. Where’s the collaboration?
  • I love MS Excel and I truly believe it should be taught as early as elementary school.
  • Last night’s dream was courtesy of MS Excel: This time it was of pivot tables. All of them WRONG. I couldn’t even extract data in my sleep!
  • my flaw of life: Excel. I absolutely cannot work with that program. too many empty boxes that confuse me -_-
  • strangely my pivot table here indicates spreadsheet tweets get very few stars.
  • The main reason i turn on my laptop nowadays is not to go to youtube or social networking sites. ITS TO FREAKING DO THE STUPID EXCEL PROJ.
  • This week, I taught myself to make pie charts in excel. What can I graph for you? #dork
  • Tryna do an excel spreadsheet drunk… #NotPlausible
  • When I was small I love to read, draw and sleep inside the bookshop. Today… I can only sleep with MS Excel.
  • Work has finally got the better of me… All I dreamt about last night was work, excel spreadsheets and vlookups.
  • Husband No 1 believes the Excel arena in London is named after a spreadsheet. #helpme

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