Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120806

excel training brochureIf someone leaves an Excel training brochure on your office chair today, just ignore it. You’re only having trouble because the coffee isn’t working.

  • If they had an Excel spreadsheet pivot table making competition, I might watch more. #London2012
  • Just spent way too long making up an Excel workbook for budgeting throughout the year. I better use it…
  • Came back to work & found someone had put brochure for Excel training course on my chair. I get the hint. 🙂
  • The way I’ve actually done no work today is a disgrace, I’ve literally sat with excel open making colourful patterns with highlighters.
  • Who else gets excited when vba code finally works?!?!? #excel #vba #8000rowsofdata
  • To the dude who invented charts in Excel, I hate you. And also, you suck.
  • coffee aint’ working today…might have something to do with the fact i was staring into a spreadsheet until 3.30am….
  • Excel spreadsheet?! Dude, you have the power to woo and you didn’t even realise it. Ladies love Excel spreadsheets!
  • If you treat Excel spreadsheets like it’s 1984, it’s time to retire. The formulas will do the work for you (better yet… use a database).
  • I just realized Excel is my master tool at work. 1st thing I use and work with during the whole day, regardless of the task #myfacts
  • The new girl at work is in love with me she asked me if she’s doing her excel spreadsheet right…hey you’re cute too
  • I just lost some data from my Excel Spreadsheet. I have no idea how this happen. Evidently with Excel all things are possible.
  • An excel spreadsheet, John Coltrane, and a cup of coffee is what my morning consists of.
  • I was just complimented on my very organized and neat Excel spreadsheet. It’s a good day.
  • Excel’s flash fill feature is ridonkulous. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I can’t wait to use that spreadsheet program.
  • I must be doing something awesome with this spreadsheet because I keep crashing Excel.
  • I am working on inventing an excel spreadsheet that talks to the user. But everything it says sounds so calculated.

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