Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120808

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIf your brain is too frazzled, you won’t be able decide if food is more important than Excel. And why do shopping carts and office buildings look like spreadsheets?

  • For a simple tool it’s amazing the carnage you can cause when you send the wrong Excel spreadsheet out #cockup #biblicalscale #sadpanda
  • I’ll stab myself with a compass if Pat comes up with an Excel spreadsheet for Olympic diving. Does that count?
  • I feel not fully understanding how to work excel will mess me up in the work world.
  • Round two with Microsoft Excel. *Ding ding* I will not be bested by a spreadsheet!! Take that countif formulae!
  • Ack. Just accidentally opened Excel and was traumatized by a spreadsheet. I wasn’t ready to see one of those today. #excelphobia #fb
  • I should focus on what i’ll be eating later. that’s more important than this spreadsheet. FOOD OVER EXCEL
  • Nothing diminishes creativity as quickly as an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Each time i hear of amazing things happening at ExCeL in the Olympics, i take pride in the sterling work i’ve done on this Excel spreadsheet
  • Was supposed to go the gym, but had way too much fun writing VBA code for Excel. Clearly, still a geek at heart.
  • A soft gasp echoed through the lecture room as the graph appeared on excel.
  • Son put together Excel spreadsheet for movie times-wants to take girl & I am the driver. He calls it planning skills#canihandlethenerdiness?
  • Spent 2 hours with I.T. bc excel won’t sort my spreadsheet. Their conclusion : "maybe you need less data in the worksheet"…..deep breaths
  • Frustrated by the number of pie charts and statistically incorrect corporate Excel charts. Why don’t they teach #Tufte on MBA programs?
  • If my day had a title it would be: Dr. Strangereport or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pivot Table
  • Somedays I feel like I’ve been shoved into an Excel spreadsheet & slapped around to be a part of some formula. I’m not just data! 😉
  • Some colors do not belong on an excel spreadsheet #blind
  • Making an excel spreadsheet to make stock checks less tedious is also proving tedious….
  • Brain frazzled after scouring someone else’s spreadsheet for hours for a value that was out by £1 and was mucking up my end of year reports.
  • A simple, but a lengthy Excel formula saved more than one and a half days of my work. Now I can hurdle all day!!!! 😀
  • Tonights Olympics Boxing is in the Excel. Last time I checked the building looked like one big spreadsheet. #London2012

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