Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20081115

ByDebra Dalgleish

Another week, another wave of Excel Twitters. It’s always interesting to see what people are up to, using Excel in ways it was never intended. At least one person is hitting the Save button, so that’s an improvement.

And I’m pretty sure I know that guy from Columbia, with the Excel questions in FaceBook. Not the asker, the ask-ee. Or is that spelled ASCII?

Excel Face

  • Excel apparently can’t open files with names as long as Windows can make them. Nice.
  • This stupid statistics info in Excel is not coming out right!
  • Just lost 2 hours of work on an Excel spreadsheet. And yes … I did hit save several times.
  • excel crashed and took everything I was working on with it. can I just call it a day and go watch bond yet?
  • My coworkers fondly refer to my facial expression during the first part of the month as “Excel Face.” And boy do I have it today.

Excel Wishes

  • Why won’t excel stay visibly highlighted when I’m tabbed out to another window? Did it occur to them that people use it to arrange info?
  • on excel tips, I used to remember most of the short cut keys for 03 version and pretty proud of that, then comes 2007. 🙁
  • I had 3 emails in FB from some guy asking for Excel help without saying please. His reason why I should help? “I’m also from Colombia”
  • squirming in a sense of financial pain that i can only hope is due to frightful excel errors
  • Chilly Beers & no more Excel. That’s my vacation.

Make It Pretty

  • my staff know not to show me anything until it’s organized in excel w/ color coding. the annoyed stares don’t bother me anymore.
  • All my projects have me hangin’ in Excel today. Love the functions; wish it was easier to make it “pretty.”

Now That’s a Real Hobby

  • excel makes me feel so organized and accomplished. is that dorky?
  • Is working on the wedding list thanks to excel messing all the address up .
  • creating an excel spreadsheet for carpooling. how pathetic!
  • I accidentally said I would make an Excel spreadsheet for Anima character creation. I am an idiot. I DON’T EVEN HAVE EXCEL!
  • Nightclubs wouldn’t be so popular if more people knew how cool Excel was. Now that’s a real hobby. 🙂

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