Excel Twitters 20081122 – Excel Theatre Blog

Answer: Dresses, molasses, puppies and beer. Question: What does Excel make us think of?

And I can relate to that “You cannot quit Microsoft Excel” error, since I got it this week too, while using Excel over a Citrix server. The only way you can quit Excel is to disconnect from the server, wait 30 minutes, then log back in. Fun!

Is That a Feature?

Wondering where the day (and an Excel file I have now saved three count em three times) got to.
Error message: “You cannot quit Microsoft Excel”. Microsoft Excel: I wish I could quit you.
the first time I open any txt file in excel it crashes excel. works like a charm the 2nd time. Is that a feature?
Excel just informed me that there’s “Not enough memory.” Guess they haven’t heard of that virtual kind.
Excel has crashed two more times, & now my office light is flickering. Apparently, the poltergeist feels it’s time for me to go home.

Miscommunication

is wondering when Excel graphs became such an excellent tool of (mis)communication
just wasted a ton of time trying to figure out how to plot a measly graph in excel -_-‘
I love Excel. This year’s raw data + my custom charts & graphs = awesomeness.
I just made a chart in excel that looks like something from a spyrograph. I didn’t know that was even possible.

Excel Is For Girls

i feel so smart…i figured out my excel project! I’m rewarding myself with a new dress to wear out tonight 🙂
Sharon says a pivot table will solve my problems. Wondering if she just means Excel or if it will fix 401k balance & the leaking faucet too?
My husband excel’d my makeup and beauty products. The spreadsheet doesn’t lie…being a girl is expensive!

Excel For Mac

can’t use this aggregate planning solver on his Macbook. Next version of Excel for Mac rumored to include VBA support… NEED IT NOW!!
Got 90% through my investments project only to discover Excel 2008 doesn’t come with Solver… I’m screwed if I can’t find an alternative
Excel for Mac = molasses

Yes, It Can Be Done

Plotting a suspense novel with an Excel spreadsheet – yes, it can be done!
obsessively planning thanksgiving via excel spreadsheet. thinking of live-twittering my kitchen adventures!
Don’t send a PDF of your financial model. It’ll only make the investor wonder why you don’t want to share the working excel version’
Hobbyist robot system requires a serial port. Its software is written in Excel. It costs $1,000.

In an Excel Mood

I love twittering. How is everyone today. Not in a creative fun mood – in an Excel spreadsheet mood.
how do you start your day? i start mine with a cup of coffee and some thrash/metal/screaming/puppies/excel
Every time you start a new Excel document somewhere a fairy dies. Or maybe that’s just me.
Playing Battleship on Excel spreadsheets. So. bored.
Can’t believe I’ve only just found the ROUNDDOWN function on excel. Call myself an accountant?
I couldn’t love Excel 2007 more if it were made of beer