Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110415

image Yes, it does sound tempting to run off and drink champagne, but no one said it would be easy. Stay at your desk, and savour the small Excel victories.

  • Ever noticed that the only time you work on learning Excel is when you actually need to do something with it and it is due today? Yep.
  • You know you have a problem when Excel shows up in your dreams. Waking up bored is not a great way to start the day!
  • I hated working in an office, but I sure do love being able to find my way around an excel spreadsheet!
  • The secret of manipulating bin sizes in a spreadsheet is slowly revealing itself. But … #excel #statistics
  • One of the most underrated and important work skills: Knowing how to use Excel properly.
  • Anyone out there know MS Excel???? And by know, I mean KNOW. I have a problem that’s more advanced than how to add two cells together.
  • I’m not making an Excel spreadsheet for DJ-ing with BPM, cue points, and EQ notes. Psh! Do you think I’m an effing Ravenclaw? *shifty eyes*
  • If I see another pivot table I’m going to *something* *something*.
  • Much rather be guzzling free champers at the new #m&s opening on #eccy road than staring at an Excel spreadsheet #cheersies
  • No one said it would be easy. And then they asked for an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Oh dear I’ve sent people a spreadsheet where the text is aligned all rubbishly so if they’re like me they’ll be annoyed. Oops.
  • Today I tell the young ones a little about code and language and some more excel. Sorting and graphs. Think they will like the graphing.
  • Throughout the work day its the minor Excel victories that make you really proud. And lame. #Me
  • Anyone wanting to hide information from me should just put it in a spreadsheet and email it to me.
  • I’d rather spend my entire day in front an Excel spreadsheet than anything else in the whole-wide-world. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
  • The biggest problem with Excel is its mere existence. #hugeproblem
  • If you’ve got a problem, and no one else can help…just build a spreadsheet. Thank you excel for your help once again xx#SpreadsheetsRock
  • Excel No One #moviedayattheoffice
  • oh excel sheets…I loathe and love you. you’re the Ike to my Tina #datasheets

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